Reviews 130 STALLONE’S STALLONE IS STALLONEY February 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Here’s the dilemma — a musician, Juan Montoya (Torche, MonstrO) […]
\m/ 60 THIS IMMORTAL CAKE IS INCREDIBLE February 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Jessa Blavatsky from SlaytaniCakes recently posted the below photo of […]
Tweet Twat 220 BUY COURTNEY LOVE A PRESENT (SHE DESERVES IT) February 24th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Courtney Love’s birthday isn’t until July, but that didn’t stop […]
Music Dorkery 70 TEXTURES GET BUSY IN 2012 February 24th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Dutch progressive metallers Textures — whose stellar new album Dualism […]
New Stuff 130 UGLY IN THE MORNING: NAPALM DEATH + ASPHYX FULL ALBUM STREAMS February 24th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If you’re like me, you woke up this morning feeling […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 WEIRD! FLOTSAM AND JETSAM SINGER’S SON IS ON AMERICAN IDOL February 24th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF Per my worship of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler, I hung […]
Contests 1270 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE NEW CHRISTIAN MISTRESS ALBUM POSSESSION February 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered up a signed, rare version of an […]
Necrolust 80 DEATH EVOCATION: IMPOSER, SWALLOWED, DEFAMER February 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In regards to the title: It would be super adorable […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 60 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: THE ROB ZOMBIE-FREE ZOMBIE ISSUE IS HERE! February 23rd, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Cinemetal 80 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: LIVE PERFORMANCE VIDEO EDITION FEATURING AS I LAY DYING, DARK TRANQUILLITY, AND DELIVER US FROM EVIL February 23rd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put about as much effort into this […]
Haterade 3210 DAVE MUSTAINE TO AFRICAN WOMEN: “PUT A PLUG IN IT” February 23rd, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein That’s it. Dave Mustaine is officially a full-fledged bigot. I […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 230 HIGH ON FIRE UNRAVEL DE VERMIS MYSTERIIS February 23rd, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Between the news of Mike Smith’s departure from Suffocation, JuggaloBook, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 400 DRUMMER MIKE SMITH PARTS WAYS WITH SUFFOCATION February 23rd, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It would seem that drummer Mike Smith has split with […]
New Stuff 60 NEW MUSIC ROUND-UP: ALLEGAEON, AARON TURNER’S SPLIT CRANIUM, VEXT February 23rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Colorado’s Allegaeon are kind of like the Necrophagist of American […]
Music Premieres 320 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: 7 HORNS 7 EYES, “DIVINE AMNESTY” February 23rd, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Throes of Absolution, the debut album from Seattle’s 7 Horns […]
The Webernets 1170 JUGGALOBOOK: LIKE FACEBOOK, ONLY FAYGOIER February 23rd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope you guys have diapers, because you are definitely […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 PIT ROMNEY: BLACK N BLUE BOWL DROPPIN’ MANY STUNNERS February 23rd, 2012 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez Sure, Dave Mustaine may have given–and then tentatively rescinded–his endorsement […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 30 THY EP BE DONE February 23rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s been a minute since we’ve gotten anything new from […]
Barbarous Book Club 120 FROM THE GENIUSES BEHIND ILLUD DIVINUM INSANUS – THE REMIXES February 23rd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of terrible fucking plans, Steven Adler’s mom has written […]
New Stuff 240 ILLUD SH*TUS REMIXUS: MORBID ANGEL STREAMING MORE SONGS THAN ARE ON MOST ALBUMS February 23rd, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I just read on Metal Underground that Morbid Angel are […]
