Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Are Funk Metal’s Five Best Moments? July 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Every genre has at least one highlight. Funk metal had, like, five. What are they?
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 In Defense of Funk Metal July 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko In which The Bravest Man in Metal defends one of its most reviled sub-genres.
Haterade 0 Breaking Benjamin Have Forever Ruined TOOL For Me July 13th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince has a startling realization: that TOOL are to blame for an entire generation of butt rock bands.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Ed Sheeran Sings Heavy Metal for Jimmy Fallon June 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Pop music’s cherub-faced troubadour sings twenty-five of the darkest, most skull-crushing songs ever written.”
Viral Vomit 0 Meshuggah/Kendrick Lamar “Break Those Bones”/”Backstreet Freestyle” Mash-Up Can F*ck the World for 72 Hours March 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Martin had a dream. Kendrick has a dream. Meshuggah has a dream.
Metal in the Media 0 Associated Press Confuses Millionaire Murderer of People, Robert Durst, for Millionaire Murderer of Good Taste, Fred Durst March 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sadly, the error did not result in Fred Durst’s arrest.
Poll 0 Poll: Would You Care About a Mudvayne Reunion? March 4th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Would it make you happy?
The Webernets 0 “What I Learned from Growing Up Nu Metal in British Suburbia” February 16th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vice’s Kate Hutchinson on the ins and outs of hating your parents, dressing like an idiot, and making out with dudes with braided beards.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Steel Panther to Kanye West: “Your Music Sounds Like Hamster Turds” February 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The best modern glam band in the world shames rapper for his latest dumb stunt.
Viral Vomit 0 Gojira and Iggy Azalea Mash-Up: Still Better than Most Rap Metal February 13th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even a big dumb dummy like Azalea can’t hurt the genius of The Duplantier Brothers.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week February 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, AC/DC, Pantera, and more.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Other Metal Musicians Infected by Band-Related Diseases February 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.
New Stuff 0 Black Star Raskulinecz: Loud Music’s Hottest Producer Stoops To Not-Thin-Lizzy January 21st, 2015 at 4:00pm Anso DF Def Leppard singer pulled out, Nick Raskulinecz stepped in. That’s like losing a raisin then finding a diamond.
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst Opened a Dog Grooming Business in Salinas November 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But is it as classy as a Hollywood Laundromutt in Manhattan????
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top 11 Obscure Nu-Metal Albums Ever Made November 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because sometimes you have to dig down to the D-rate bands to find the truly good stuff!
Tweet Twat 0 Metal Celebrities React to Wayne Static’s Death November 2nd, 2014 at 4:51pm MetalSucks Condolences pour out from Lamb of God, Ozzy, Slipknot, Motorhead, System of a Down, Fred Durst, Fear Factory, Devin Townsend, Shadows Fall and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Robb Flynn Calls Out MetalSucks Commenters for Being Idiots/Awesome October 28th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Flynn is a wizard-level troll.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s That Metal Cover of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” You Weren’t Asking For October 24th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I-G-G-WHY?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 This Morning’s Slipknews: Slipknot Release New Song “Skeptic,” Jim Root Says Mean Things About Stone Sour, The Lounge Kittens Cover “Duality” October 17th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Mo’ money, mo’ problems.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
