Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Romero, Take the Potion January 17th, 2013 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar They make stoner-doom seem awesome again!!!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Lycus, TBA January 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Will their debut full-length shed any light on this mysterious funeral doom outfit?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Summoning, Old Mornings Dawn January 14th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Austrian’s black metal Tolkeinists set to remind us to “Never laugh at live dragons!”
The Webernets 0 Bob Lefsetz on No More Tears, the Last Great Ozzy Album December 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you disagree with the statement about No More Tears you’re just wrong.
Randy Blythe Trial 0 The Czech Republic Has Set a Date for Randy Blythe’s Manslaughter Trial December 14th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The day of reckoning for the Lamb of God vocalist.
Br00tal-lists 0 Scraping Genius Off The Year: Gary Suarez’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Graveyard! The Sword! High on Fire!
This Sucks 0 The Acacia Strain Forced to Drop Off Tour Due to “Serious Van Accident;” Van Wreckage Photo Posted November 27th, 2012 at 6:53pm Vince Neilstein Everyone in the band is ok, save “minor injuries.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Nergal Suffers A Setback October 30th, 2012 at 10:30am Anso DF Poland’s Supreme Court rules against the Behemoth frontman Monday
New Stuff 0 CHTHONIC OFFERING FREE ALBUM WITH PURCHASE OF DORIS YEH SOFT PORN PHOTO BOOK August 23rd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Usually, bands figure out some special goodies to give away […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SET A COURSE FOR MISADVENTURE August 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ahoy there MetalSucks readers! Have u ever […]
Editorials 0 Detailed Analysis: Vest Metal is Officially the Next Annoying Trend in Metal July 31st, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Vests are in, Axe FXs are out! Djent has come […]
Rampant Rumors 0 REVOCATION, DIRGE WITHIN, VILDHJARTA, AND FORGED IN FLAME OFF SHOCKWAVE FESTIVAL BILL June 19th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The newest edition to the summer festival circuit, the Shockwave […]
This Sucks 0 BREAKING: OFFICER ACCUSED OF ASSAULTING ANIMALS AS LEADERS HAS PRIOR HISTORY OF ABUSE June 1st, 2012 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg photo by Patrick Whittemore Update, 2:44 pm: According to Animals […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 LEAST SHOCKING NEWS OF THE DAY: BILL WARD OFFICIALLY OUT OF BLACK SABBATH REUNION May 16th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg From the “Well Who Didn’t See This Coming?” Department: Bill […]
Hoop Logic 0 HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: A TR00 AND FALSE PLAYOFF PREVIEW April 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Two Fridays ago, Doc Coyle and God Forbid kicked off […]
Reviews 0 PHOBIA AND CATHETER: ALL SET IN UNDER 30 MINUTES LIKE YOUR PIZZA WOULD BE FREE April 27th, 2012 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Length of time can be an odd thing. For instance, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER: BART WILLIAMS OFFICIALLY OUT, MAX LAVELLE OFFICIALLY IN April 23rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So back in January, The Black Dahlia Murder did a […]
Grand Slams 0 GRAND SLAMS: BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE’S SETH HECOX TAKES ON MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL March 1st, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Hey metal lovers and haters, welcome to the first edition […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 30 MEEK IS MURDER NEWS ROUND-UP: BAND READIES NEW CASSETTE, APPEARANCE ON COMP, TOUR February 28th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten some e-mails recently asking us for updates on […]