Editorials 290 WHY I THINK EMMURE AND WINDS OF PLAGUE ARE THE BEST BANDS IN MODERN METAL December 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks UPDATED: ████ ███████████ ████████████ ██ █ █████. ███████ ███ ██████ […]
The Webernets 180 RELIEVE STRESS WITH THE TOM ARAYA SCREAM December 14th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: And the Awesomest Idea of the Week award goes […]
Neilstein Soundscam 240 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: BUTT-ROCK STILL REIGNS SUPREME December 14th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein UPDATED: Hey, so you what did you guys think of […]
Cinemetal 90 VOLTURE SURE DO BREAK A LOTTA RULES December 14th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: Volture have released a new video for their song […]
Br00tal-lists 150 MEAN DEVIATION: THE TOP 10 PROGRESSIVE METAL ALBUMS OF 2011! December 14th, 2011 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein UPDATED: We love a good list to argue over here […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 110 MOVE OVER L.A. GUNS: NOW THERE’S TWO VERSIONS OF GREAT WHITE December 14th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: L.A. Guns is one of the most successful and […]
Cinemetal 100 STEEL PANTHER HOLIDAY FUN TIME! December 14th, 2011 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein UPDATED: I <3 Steel Panther! As much as I love […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 PATHOLOGY HEADLINE TOUR 4 UR BALLZ! December 14th, 2011 at 12:40pm Anso DF UPDATED: Lately, it hasn’t exactly been easy to get the […]
\m/ 260 JEFF HANNEMAN ON HIS NEAR-FATAL SPIDER BITE: “SATAN HAD MY BACK” December 14th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: Jeff Hanneman has been out of commission for most […]
Tour de Force 430 TOOL TOUR!!!!! December 14th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: SPOILER ALERT: If MetalSucks ever does a list of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 330 THE CONTORTIONIST ARE CONTORTIONING A NEW ALBUM December 14th, 2011 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein UPDATED: I admit, I was lukewarm on The Contortionist at […]
Cinemetal 390 LET’S NOT SEE THIS December 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: The first trailer for Rock of Ages, the movie […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 THE LAST COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF 2011: WIN A COPY OF MY DYING BRIDE’S THE BARGHEST O’ WHITBY! December 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to readers Jason K. Zuehlke, Joshua Ray Jacobs, and […]
Cinemetal 20 TRAILER FOR WEST MEMPHIS THREE DOCUMENTARY PARADISE LOST 3: PURGATORY December 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky’s third, and presumably final, documentary about […]
What the...?? 500 WTF: LISTENABLE SIGNS RAP GROUPS NOW?!?! December 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Everyone’s always complainin’ about how Roadrunner doesn’t sign metal bands […]
Unsigned and Unholy 110 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: BEYOND THE EPILOGUE, ABSENCE OF LIGHT, GRUMUSIC December 13th, 2011 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein I’ve some special treats for you today, loyal Suckalos. Our […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 IN SOMNIPHOBIA: ELIRAN KANTOR MADE ANOTHER GORGEOUS ALBUM COVER FOR SIGH December 13th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg All metal fans should be familiar with the work of […]
The Webernets 530 IT’S DO-OR-DIE TIME: HELP PREVENT THE “STOP ONLINE PIRACY ACT”! December 13th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The Stop Online Piracy act, or SOPA, is a scary, […]
Cinemetal 260 “TRIP THE DARKNESS” VID: LACUNA COIL MEET THEIR DOPPLEGÄNGERS December 13th, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg As part of an ongoing to effort to prove they’re […]
Tour de Force 90 DUFF MCKAGAN REALLY IS GOING TO OPEN FOR GUNS N’ ROSES December 13th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg In October, Axl Rose told That Metal Show that Duff McKagan’s […]
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