Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 270 ONCE UPON A TIME, MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN WASN’T COOL, EITHER January 25th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg My father once told me that “celebrities eat and drink […]
Tweet Twat 60 WHAT ARE ROB ARNOLD AND ANDOLS HERRICK WORKING ON? January 25th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday, now-former Chimaira guitarist and current Six Feet Under […]
Tour de Force 430 ALL SHALL PERISH, FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE TOURING WITH SOME OTHER BANDS January 25th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg All Shall Perish have announced their next headlining tour, and […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 850 SHROOMGATE: DEP GUITARIST BEN WEINMAN SPOKE TO GREG PUCIATO ABOUT DRUGZ January 25th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF Last week’s most amusing news item came from Dillinger Escape […]
Music Premieres 270 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE TRACK PREMIERE: EXOTIC ANIMAL PETTING ZOO’S “APIS BULL” January 25th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks If the name “Exotic Animal Petting Zoo” doesn’t exactly strike […]
Unsigned and Unholy 40 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: TEMBLAD, WE ARE KNUCKLE DRAGGER, RE1IKT January 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein There seems to be some confusion about how to get […]
Tour de Force 1360 ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL 2012 LINE-UP FEATURES ALL THE RUMORED BANDS January 25th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The rumor was that this year’s edition of Mayhem Fest […]
Viral Vomit 190 EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW “IT” THING January 25th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her […]
Black Collar Workers 460 MEGAUPLOAD, PART II: DEBUNKING THE MEGABOX CONSPIRACY January 25th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein In the days since Megaupload was shut down last week, […]
Tour de Force 160 GO SEE ALCEST & DEAFHEAVEN January 25th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Kinda-but-not-really black metal band Alcest and yeah-pretty-much black metal band […]
Cinemetal 190 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM ANTHRAX, ICED EARTH, EVANESCENCE, MAYLENE AND THE SONS OF DISASTER, AND DR. ACULA January 25th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put about as much effort into this […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A PERSONALIZED SINGLE FROM LAKE BVKKAKE!!! January 24th, 2012 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for reader Adam Rosado, who correctly identified last week’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 THAT’S FOR SURE: TONY GAMBINO OF BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART TALKS POWER, THE ’80s, AND PARTYING! January 24th, 2012 at 5:00pm Anso DF It’s funny. It seems like whenever I’m lukewarm on a […]
Rampant Rumors 430 MESHUGGAH TO TOUR U.S. WITH DECAPITATED AND BARONESS? January 24th, 2012 at 4:23pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE, 4:29 p.m.: MSN/Terrorizer/Decibel scribe Adrien Begrand tells us via Twitter, […]
Tour de Force 330 DATES FOR SWEET GWAR/MUNICIPAL WASTE/GHOUL TOUR ANNOUNCED January 24th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Those mighty scum sucking space dogs in GWAR recently announced […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 60 LOOMIS + IHSAHN = WIN January 24th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s pretty cool that we live in a time where […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 ADRENALINE MOB ALBUM COVER: MAYBE YOU DIDN’T NOTICE… BUT YOUR BRAIN DID! January 24th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Portnoy’s new band, Adrenaline Mob, are gonna release their […]
Tour de Force 170 DATES FOR THE DECIBEL TOUR WITH BEHEMOTH, WATAIN, THE DEVIL’S BLOOD, AND IN SOLITUDE!!! January 24th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg High fives all around, dudes and lady-dudes: the itinerary for […]
Cinemetal 270 “DRY BONE VALLEY”: THE NEW MASTODON VIDEO IS TYPICALLY AWESOME January 24th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m running out of ways to praise Mastodon for the […]
Metal in the Media 50 THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TRIES TO ROAST ZAKK WYLDE, FAILS January 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Guitar World roasted Zakk Wylde last week, and now a […]
0 - BREAKING: Ex-Suffokate Vocalist Ricky Hoover Successfully Undergoes Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery
