Green Eggs and Slam 70 THE STUFF YOU WILL HATE PODCAST DEBUTS WITH BIG CHOCOLATE February 27th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks If you are like most people on the internet, you […]
This Sucks 40 GET WELL, JERRY! February 27th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Today marks the first day of our Top 25 Modern […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 440 SATURDAY TO BLAME CANADA TO February 25th, 2012 at 3:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt We all know of the myriad culinary delights offered by […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE PUT A PLUG IN IT February 24th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This weekend is the Oscars! Don’t care? Of course you […]
Br00tal-lists 2040 WHAT’S OUR NEW LIST ALL ABOUT? HERE’S YOUR FIRST CLUE! February 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Earlier this week, we told you that we’ve compiled another […]
Vicious Vacation 120 LEYLA FORD’S ADVENTURES IN JAPAN, PART 1: OSAKA February 24th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I was lucky enough to spend the first couple weeks […]
Metal Merch 120 LAMB OF GOD’S VOX OF GOD iPHONE APP: GOOD FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND, NOT LONG-TERM GF February 24th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I’m an unabashed Apple/iPhone fanboy and I also love Lamb […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 80 HERE’S A VIDEO OF A BUNCH OF SKI JUMP CRASHES SET TO IRON MAIDEN’S “FLIGHT OF ICARUS” February 24th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: Someone has, indeed, made a video of […]
New Stuff 50 OVERKILL DO THE “ELECTRIC RATTLESNAKE” February 24th, 2012 at 2:31pm Axl Rosenberg “Electric Rattlesnake” is as silly a song title as I […]
Cinemetal 220 THE TREND OF GREAT METAL VIDEOS CONTINUES WITH DEICIDE’S “CONVICTION” February 24th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Director David Brodsky and animator Tim Kellen have already collaborated on […]
Poll 1340 POLL: WHICH MINORITY GROUP WILL DAVE MUSTAINE SPEAK OUT AGAINST NEXT? February 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last night I was hanging out with the dudes from […]
Music Premieres 250 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: OUTCAST, “ELEMENTS” February 24th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein I think we’re gonna have to fire Dummy Nosenothing, ’cause […]
Reviews 130 STALLONE’S STALLONE IS STALLONEY February 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Here’s the dilemma — a musician, Juan Montoya (Torche, MonstrO) […]
\m/ 60 THIS IMMORTAL CAKE IS INCREDIBLE February 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Jessa Blavatsky from SlaytaniCakes recently posted the below photo of […]
Tweet Twat 220 BUY COURTNEY LOVE A PRESENT (SHE DESERVES IT) February 24th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Courtney Love’s birthday isn’t until July, but that didn’t stop […]
Music Dorkery 70 TEXTURES GET BUSY IN 2012 February 24th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Dutch progressive metallers Textures — whose stellar new album Dualism […]
New Stuff 130 UGLY IN THE MORNING: NAPALM DEATH + ASPHYX FULL ALBUM STREAMS February 24th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If you’re like me, you woke up this morning feeling […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 WEIRD! FLOTSAM AND JETSAM SINGER’S SON IS ON AMERICAN IDOL February 24th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF Per my worship of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler, I hung […]
Contests 1270 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE NEW CHRISTIAN MISTRESS ALBUM POSSESSION February 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered up a signed, rare version of an […]
Necrolust 80 DEATH EVOCATION: IMPOSER, SWALLOWED, DEFAMER February 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In regards to the title: It would be super adorable […]