Contests 0 CONTEST: DESIGN THE ARTWORK FOR BYZANTINE’S NEW ALBUM May 16th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks As you’ve no doubt heard, Byzantine are back; our favorite […]
What the...?? 0 THE WORST SLAYER TATTOO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER May 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein This one pretty much speaks for itself. I wonder which […]
Haterade 0 EVEN THE FACELESS’ MICHAEL KEENE CAN’T SAVE BORGORE’S HORRIBLE MUSIC May 16th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So last year Sumerian signed dubstep artist Asaf Borger, better known as […]
Viral Vomit 0 WHEN DUDEBRO CHUGS A BEER IN 3 SECONDS FLAT TO AN IRON SAVIOR SONG May 16th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein When all of humanity has been obliterated from Earth, aliens […]
Reviews 0 REVIEW: SIX FEET UNDER’S UNDEAD IS ONE OF THE SURPRISES OF THE YEAR May 16th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After almost two decades, vocalist Chris Barnes has put together […]
New Stuff 0 JASON BIELER STOPS KICKING SAIGON, STARTS STRETCHING OWLS May 16th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The name Jason Bieler oughta mean something to you: not […]
Cinemetal 0 SLASH STUFF May 16th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg While he waits to figure out whether or not Scott […]
New Stuff 0 RYAN ADAMS CLEANS UP HIS MOTHERF*CKING BRICKS WITH AN ACOUSTIC COVER OF DANZIG’S “MOTHER” May 16th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Not-at-all-metal musician Ryan Adams’ love of extreme music is not […]
Cinemetal 0 TOM CRUISE AND AUTOTUNE TEAM UP TO RUIN DEF LEPPARD, MAKE ME GOUGE MY EARDRUMS OUT May 16th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg As we’ve reported before, this summer Tom Cruise will be […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 NEO-NAZI BLACK METAL BASSIST ELECTED TO GREEK PARLIAMENT May 16th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m honestly not familiar with the Greek black metal band Naer Mataron, […]
New Stuff 0 CHILDREN OF BODOM BECOME CHILDREN OF BOSTON, COVER DROPKICK MURPHYS May 16th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you fancy yourself some kinda metal tough guy, try […]
Contests 0 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE SALMON FISHING EXPEDITION EDITION May 16th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I AM SEVERELY JELLY of MetalSucks reader Marcus Przyborowski. Look […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 LEAST SHOCKING NEWS OF THE DAY: BILL WARD OFFICIALLY OUT OF BLACK SABBATH REUNION May 16th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg From the “Well Who Didn’t See This Coming?” Department: Bill […]
Cinemetal 0 YOUNG AND IN THE WAY FRIGHTEN ME May 16th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Young and In the Way are scary. Like, really, truly […]
Tour de Force 0 GO FOR ULCERATE, GET THERE EARLY FOR SVART CROWN May 16th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Ulcerate’s MetalSucks-sponsored North American tour, their first ever, kicks off […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A VAN HALEN “SHE’S THE WOMAN” 7″!!! May 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for reader Rachel Lachterman, who correctly identified last week’s […]
Editorials 0 HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: “THESE GUYS HAVE A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER UP THEIR ASS” May 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hi ballerz and welcome to your MetalSucks Hoop Logic Round […]
Cinemetal Reviews 0 NO ROOM FOR ROCKSTARS PEERS INSIDE THE WARPED TOUR MINUS THE SUNBURNS, STANKY ASS PORT-A-POTTIES, AND IDIOT TEENINJAS May 15th, 2012 at 4:00pm Corey Mitchell The Vans Warped Tour blows. At least that was my […]
Haterade 0 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE SH*TSTAIN: FORGET MY SILENCE May 15th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right: I’m actually categorizing Forget My Silence as a […]
New Stuff 0 FREE DOWNLOAD: A LIVE VERSION OF DEVIN TOWNSEND’S “ADDICTED” May 15th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Did you know that on June 19th Devin Townsend is […]
