Tour de Force 290 THIS YEAR’S PROGRESSIVE NATION TOUR NOT AS ROCKIN’ AS THE LAST February 13th, 2009 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein When Mike Portnoy announced that there would be a 2009 […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE COMPARED GAAHL TO PUPPIES November 14th, 2008 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 50 SATURDAY SONG TO GET JACK O’LANTERNED TO: THE MISFITS – “NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD” November 1st, 2008 at 3:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt Much like The Misfits, I’ll keep this short and sweet: […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE APPOINTED OURSELVES “JOE METAL” October 17th, 2008 at 5:37pm MetalSucks Things are heating up in the U.S. presidential race, and […]
Contests 820 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN OVERCAST, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE, ONE WAY MIRROR AND FALCONER CDs! October 13th, 2008 at 5:26pm MetalSucks Congrats to the winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption […]
Cinemetal 100 CANCER BATS ARE HAIL DESTROYERS September 9th, 2008 at 10:28am Vince Neilstein Whether (The?) Cancer Bats are hailing one who destroys things […]
New Stuff 80 HOW AWESOME IS THE NEW BURST RECORD, YOU ASK? September 5th, 2008 at 3:01pm Vince Neilstein And it’s a question I can’t answer just yet, because […]
Rampant Rumors 350 PROGRESSIVE NATION 2009 IN THE WORKS? PORTNOY SEZ SO. June 2nd, 2008 at 5:31pm Vince Neilstein Judging by the massive success of the inaugural 2008 edition […]
Contests 780 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE May 15th, 2008 at 2:52pm MetalSucks Last week we got a whole lot of racist but […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A COPY OF PRIDE TIGER’S THE LUCKY ONES March 7th, 2008 at 5:11pm Axl Rosenberg I love that you cats are submitting completely unreadable band […]
Editorials 30 TRIPPED OUT PROGRESSIVE METAL FROM ENGLAND’S TO-MERA March 6th, 2008 at 12:53pm Vince Neilstein To-Mera ain’t the hardcore-influenced type of progressive metal of Protest […]
Black Collar Workers 9670 STUDY SHOWS BLOGGING BOOSTS ALBUM SALES (BUT DON’T TELL FRED DURST OR COURTNEY LOVE) February 12th, 2008 at 12:36pm Vince Neilstein Does blogging boost album sales? According to researchers at New […]
Editorials 20 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT HAVE A NEW ALBUM ON THE WAY February 4th, 2008 at 2:17pm Vince Neilstein The Human Abstract, a band similar in style to new […]
Editorials 100 SUPER-DUPER METAL TUESDAY January 29th, 2008 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein The big Tuesday for politics may be next week, but […]
Editorials 1 ANYTHING ON FIRE: A NEW BAND FOR POST-PROG-METAL-TECH-CORE NERDS January 11th, 2008 at 4:11pm Vince Neilstein All you post-prog-metal-tech-core nerds are probably going to cream your […]
Editorials 50 27 SHOWS THAT WILL ROCK NYC IN 2008 January 7th, 2008 at 11:40am Vince Neilstein While we can’t say we endorse all of these, here’s […]
