Editorials 0 Slipknot Mask Mania Reaches New Levels of Dumbf*ckery September 15th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If you don’t have access to Photoshop and can’t afford a Slipknot Halloween costume but really wanna know what you’d look like dressed as a member of Slipknot… don’t fret, the band has you covered!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Celebrated Friday the 12th September 12th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sad you can’t go on a killing spree tonight? Maybe this week’s top stories will cheer you up!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Slipknot: New Bassist’s Identity Revealed? September 12th, 2014 at 1:27pm Axl Rosenberg Either that’s the same dude, or he just so happens to have an identical knuckle tattoo.
Metal Mysteries 0 Slipknot Vocalist Corey Taylor’s New Mask: Anticlimactic Preview Available September 5th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg If Leslie Vernon had sex with a troll doll…
\m/ 0 Metal & Cultural Impact Conference Set to Take Place at University of Dayton; Speakers Include Testament’s Alex Skolnick August 15th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg A three-day scholarly conference that looks to examine Metal music’s role in society in in the 21st century? Sounds fun AND educational!
Show Reviews 0 There is True Metal, There is False Metal, and There is Babymetal: A Review of Babymetal’s First Ever U.S. Performance in Los Angeles July 29th, 2014 at 12:30pm Jeff Treppel Not just for weeaboos anymore.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Motograter Seeking Funds to Participate in a Battle of the Bands July 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Define “rock bottom.”
Editorials 0 Twelve Reasons Babymetal are the Single Best Thing to Happen to Metal in the Past Decade July 18th, 2014 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Vince loves Babymetal, and so should you.
Viral Vomit 0 Best Nu-Metal Revival Video Ever of the Day: FUNGONEWRONG, “Cry Me a River” July 1st, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Either terribly, terribly bad or some wizard-level trolling.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 24, 2014 June 24th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Marvel at this week’s 52 (!) new releases and at a whole bunch of awesome cover art!
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #29: Sykosis June 13th, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg WAI GAWD WAI?!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Acid Bath Seeking Slipknot’s Corey Taylor to Replace Vocalist Dax Riggs? June 5th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Prepare for Acid Bath fans to freak out in 3… 2… 1…
Editorials 0 Taking Risks May 16th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince argues that none of today’s metal bands are taking any musical risks, resulting in a boring scene of the status quo.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Did Muslipknoomhead Rip-Off Slipmushrooknot? March 28th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg One band’s promo photo looks like the other band’s promo photo.
New Stuff 0 Kurai (Featuring Mudvayne’s Ryan Martinie) Pay Tribute to Late Slipknot Bassist Paul Gray on “Slipped Through My Fingers” March 12th, 2014 at 3:29pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, the song is horrible.
The Webernets 0 How Much More Black Could Slipknot’s New Website Be? None More Black. February 28th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Let speculation run rampant!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness: Richard Sherman is a F*cking Assh*le January 20th, 2014 at 11:04am MetalSucks In which Brockie recaps yesterday’s two epic games, but mostly talks about Richard Sherman’s 30-second post-game tirade.
Cinemetal 0 Babymetal Mosh 4 Ōkami January 17th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like everything these young ladies do, this new video interview is both bizarre and fascinating.
New Stuff 0 Noctum are “Resurrected in Evil” October 16th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Are Noctum just the members of Ghost without the masks on???
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 17, 2013 September 17th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Carcass, Ulcerate, The Devil Wears Prada, Stray from the Path, Felix Martin, and more.
