Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Awards Season 2018 January 9th, 2018 at 2:23pm MetalSucks Includes Black Sabbath, Mastodon, Municipal Waste, Nevermore, and others.
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s James Hetfield Calls the Load Albums a “Compromise” That “Didn’t Pan out as Good as I Was Hoping” November 24th, 2017 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg An eloquent denial of culpability.
\m/ 0 Metallica Cover Van Halen’s “Runnin’ with the Devil,” Appear to be Having the Time of Their Lives July 31st, 2017 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg Can you blame ’em?
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Funko Pop! Vinyl Figures Coming in August June 15th, 2017 at 2:26pm Axl Rosenberg Hardwired… to be adorable!
Metal in the Media 0 Listen: James Hetfield Narrates a Documentary About Porn Addiction April 18th, 2017 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein “Our children are potentially exposed to massive amounts of pornography on a daily basis by the tap of a finger. It is teaching them a lie, it is belittling spouses, emasculating men and destroying the beautiful essence of women.”
Editorials 0 I’m Having an Existential Crisis About John Petrucci Admitting He Likes Donald Trump February 15th, 2017 at 4:05pm Vince Neilstein We want to believe that our heroes share a like-minded ideology with us, but that is so often not the case.
Cinemetal 0 Do the Members of Metallica Know More About Metallica Than Metallica Fans? December 15th, 2016 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this video to find out!
Cinemetal 0 Metallica Debut “Hardwired” Live, Fans Question Cover’s Similarity to Crowbar Album Art August 22nd, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s hard to deny the similarities.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Babymetal Unveil Album Art, Track List for Metal Resistance February 19th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg That’s not it, obviously. You need to click through to actually it. Duh.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Thinks He Knows Why People Hate Him, Has No Fucking Clue February 18th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus It’s not the Metallica feud, Dave. It’s everything AFTER that.
Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Editorials 0 Bob Rock Says Jimmy Page and Jack White Both Love Metallica’s St. Anger April 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they’re confused about which Metallica album is St. Anger?
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Vinyl Copy of the Sandrider/Kinski Split EP February 19th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Just who is Kirk giving the stink-eye in this candid pic?
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, The 30th Anniversary: “Creeping Death” July 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein A story about the Jewish holiday of Passover that also has one of the most iconic intro riffs of all time.
Tour de Force 40 WITH APOLOGIES TO UNEARTH… September 26th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg A week and a half ago, I totally fucked up […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 530 THE FEEL GOOD FEUD OF THE SUMMER: ULRICH VS. MUSTAINE VS. IAN July 30th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg CORRECTION: PRATO’S QUESTION COMES FROM HERE. MY APOLOGIES TO PRATO. […]
