Music Dorkery 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train,” as Performed by The Harp Twins July 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Camille and Kennerly Kitt: still creepy!
Editorials 0 Doc Coyle’s State of the Metal Union July 25th, 2014 at 1:20pm MetalSucks The former God Forbid guitarist muses on the current condition of the music we all love.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Some guy on Youtube does not like WINDS OF PLAGUE (but he does own a giant d*ldo) July 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Sergeant D Video documentation of the Internet Metal Nerd in his native habitat
The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time 0 The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time: #59 through #50 May 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We continue our countdown!
Editorials 0 The Inquisition/White Supremacy Controversy Continues May 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dagon’s 88MM side project appeared on a skinhead comp with a song called “14 Showerheads, 1 Gas Tight Door,” and message board screen caps suggest he may be fond of the N-word as well.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Inquisition’s Weak Denial and You May 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am Anso DF We can’t rush to conclude that Inquisition subscribes to extreme racist doctrine. But their rebuttal sucks.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Exclusive Interview: Adem Tepedelen, Author of Decibel Presents: The Brewtal Truth Guide To Extreme Beers February 20th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks WARNING: This interview may make your mouth water.
Reviews 0 Shout With the Devil: Behemoth’s Stellar The Satanist January 30th, 2014 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar Darker. Weirder. Unstoppable.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Do A Birthday Shot! January 17th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks It’s your birthday! Get on stage!
Level Up 0 Level Up: Dangerous Dave January 7th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons takes a look back at the classic PC DOS game.
Br00tal-lists 0 Grim Kim’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks मृत्यु का वीभत्स नृत्य
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 17, 2013 September 17th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Carcass, Ulcerate, The Devil Wears Prada, Stray from the Path, Felix Martin, and more.
The Webernets 0 Hope You Have Some Cash Saved Up… ‘Cause Ben Koller from Converge is Selling His Humidifier! September 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “OH MY GAWD, you mean my air can be moistened by the same machine that moistened Ben’s air?!?!?!”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 3, 2013 September 3rd, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Hello Tuesday! Goodbye wallet! So many awesome new releases!
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #4: Devin Townsend (ex-Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend Project) April 3rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF Dudes have personal reasons for loving Townsend. Let’s focus on the many universal reasons for loving Townsend.
Interviews 0 The Bravest Man in Metal Tracks Down Other Brave Men in Metal And Presents: Harv’Tallica February 12th, 2013 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Exhumed’s Matt Harvey might know more about Metallica than anyone in the world. And he isn’t afraid to tell you about it. Even when it comes to St. Anger.
Necrolust 0 Winter War: Finland Vs. Russia February 6th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Here are a handful of essential new (and not so new) listens from either side of the isthmus.
Album of the Day 0 Album of the Day: Witchcraft’s Legend January 31st, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks A better-late-than-never appreciation for one of the best albums of 2012.
Necrolust 0 Icelandic Metal is the Best Kind of Metal January 28th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks It seems like every time I stumble across a sick new extreme metal band, they’re repping Reykjavik.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2012, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part IV December 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Cannibal Corpse, Chimaira, Kylesa, Otep, Tombs, Sister Sin, Incite, Destiny Potato, IKILLYA, Jar’d Loose, Gravehill, and Slam One Down.
