Music Dorkery 0 CHIMP SPANNER RELEASES PLAYTHROUGH VIDEO, GETS VERY EXCITEBIKE ABOUT U.S. TOUR June 22nd, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks What does Chimp Spanner have in common with The Contortionist, […]
The Webernets 0 JEF WHITEHEAD (“WREST” OF LEVIATHAN) SENTENCED TO TWO YEARS PROBATION June 22nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Jef Whitehead (aka “Wrest” of Leviathan / Lurker of Chalice […]
Br00tal-lists 0 TOO SOON!! ANSO DF’S BEST OF 2012 … SO FAR? June 22nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Anso DF If 2012 ended with June, I’d be about due a […]
Cinemetal 0 OH HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE’S A NEW DYING F*CKING FETUS ALBUM OUT THIS WEEK? June 22nd, 2012 at 11:20am MetalSucks If you get your news from MetalSucks you may not […]
Studio Stuff 0 JEFF LOOMIS IS ENTERING THE STUDIO NEXT WEEK TO RECORD “DEATH METAL TYPE STUFF” June 22nd, 2012 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Jeff Loomis released Plains of Oblivion on April 9th, only […]
Haterade 0 ALL THAT REMAINS CANNOT WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE INTERNET June 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The War You Can Not Win will be the title of […]
Interviews 0 EXCLUSIVE: BELPHEGOR’S HELMUTH DISCUSSES HIS BRUSH WITH DEATH June 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks If this were a normal summer, Bephegor mainman Helmuth Lehner […]
Contests 0 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT + A GRAB BAG OF NEW METAL CDs! June 21st, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered up a “Vinyl Bong”-colored vinyl of Wizard […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: GET THE “WOMEN IN METAL” ISSUE NOW! June 21st, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
The Webernets 0 WISCONSIN CRAIGSLIST WOMAN WANTS TO BE YOUR BAND’S GROUPIE June 21st, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Fake post is obviously fake, but Craigslist is always good […]
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 WANNA SEE A VIDEO COMPILATION OF ROCKSTARS FALLING DOWN ON STAGE? June 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Of course you do! And here’s exactly what you need, […]
Br00tal-lists 0 TOO SOON? VINCE’S BEST OF 2012… SO FAR June 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein This year I’ve been keeping a running list of my […]
New Stuff 0 THY WILL BE DONE’S WILL IS A BRAND NEW THY WILL BE DONE SONG June 21st, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Well dang, it sure does feel like ages since we’ve […]
Poll 0 POLL: DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY GIVE ANY F*CKS ABOUT “TRACK BY TRACK BREAKDOWNS”?? June 21st, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein “Track by Track Breakdowns” — either video or written — […]
Cinemetal 0 MUST WATCH: PRIMITIVE WEAPONS SLAY BROOKLYN June 21st, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Poor Axl; the chap keeps missing Primitive Weapons play live […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 THERE’S ANTHRAX UNDER THE COVERS June 21st, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Let’s be real: Anthrax have a not-great track record with […]
Br00tal-lists 0 TOO SOON? AXL’S BEST OF 2012… SO FAR June 21st, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Hard to believe, but 2012 is nearly half over. Even […]
This Sucks 0 ROYAL THUNDER DROP OFF TOUR, GUITARIST JOSH COLEMAN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL June 21st, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well this is horrible. The incredibly talented Royal Thunder just […]
Lick My Label 0 LIVE VIDEO, INTERVIEWS AND FREE MP3 SAMPLER FROM PROFOUND LORE RECORDS SCION SHOWCASE June 21st, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Profound Lore is the latest record label to be the […]
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