What the...?? 0 ANDREW W.K. HEARTS MY LITTLE PONY June 13th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently there are men old enough to have pubic […]
\m/ 0 THE LOWEST-TUNED BREAKDOWN EVER June 13th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Got this from Sergeant D’s Stuff You Will Hate. Where […]
Contests 0 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE METAL ALLIANCE 2012 EDITION June 13th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks reader Ryan B. of Little Rock, AR has great […]
Unsigned and Unholy 0 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: HELLTRAIN, BURWEED, ZELLIAK June 13th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This week’s edition of Unsigned & Unholy is one of […]
Friggin' Danzig 0 GLENN DANZIG ANNOUNCES NEW CONCEPT ALBUM ALL ABOUT HIS CAT June 13th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, okay, so this obviously isn’t a real Danzig album, but… […]
Tour de Force 0 HIGH ON FIRE WILL STILL PLAY HEAVY MTL AND HEAVY T.O. June 13th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein You lucky Canadian bastards. Not only do you guys have […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 TESSERACT AND ELLIOT COLEMAN BOTH RELEASE STATEMENTS ABOUT SPLIT June 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The search for TesseracT’s own Gary Cherone is on; the […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 THE BEST PHIL ANSELMO/FAN PIC OF ALL TIME EVER June 13th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg A reader named Brandon sent us the below description of […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 ARCADE RETURNS: BAND ONLY BEGRUDGINGLY ACKNOWLEDGED THE FIRST TIME REUNITES TO PLAY METAL CRUISE June 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Anso DF Hey remember these guys? U bet u don’t lol […]
\m/ 0 VIDEO: ANTHRAX COVER BLACK SABBATH’S “NEON KNIGHTS” June 13th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Anthrax recently recorded a handful of covers for reasons unknown […]
New Stuff 0 GRAB YOUR MOVEMENT CLOTHES AND LISTEN TO IN THIS MOMENT’S “BLOOD” June 13th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The male members of In This Moment were thrilled to […]
Hoop Logic 0 HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS June 12th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The NBA Finals Championship. Everybody wants some, so few get […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A CD COPY OF RELAPSE RECORD’S SCION A/V SHOWCASE FEATURING EXHUMED, BLACK TUSK, REVOCATION, TOMBS, AND ROYAL THUNDER! June 12th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for readers Christian Molenaar and Xavier Soto, who each […]
Tour de Force 0 AGALLOCH ANNOUNCE MORE U.S. TOUR DATES, NEW EP RELEASE June 12th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein UPDATE, 6/13, 6pm EDT: According to comments left below (allegedly […]
Viral Vomit 0 LISTEN, IT’S AN 8-BIT VERSION OF ANIMALS AS LEADERS’ “CAFO” June 12th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do you love the Animals as Leaders song “Cafo?” Did […]
The Webernets 0 WHAT DOES “PROGRESSIVE METAL” MEAN? June 12th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein This is always a fun conversation, and it’s one that’s […]
Metal in the Media 0 CANADA ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING COOL (SORT OF ALMOST NOT REALLY) June 12th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As we’ve correctly asserted many times here on MetalSucks before, Michael […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 BLOODSOURCING BLACK METAL – WANNA HELP MAKE A MOVIE? June 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Ever wanted to make a movie? How about a movie […]
Reunion Mania 0 VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THE QUICKSAND REUNION GIG June 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Fuckin’ QUICKSAND, you guys! Respect. For those unawares, listen to […]
Tour de Force 0 GO SEE RUSSIAN CIRCLES LIVE ON TOUR June 12th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Russian Circles have announced a tour with Chelsea Wolfe and Marriages. You […]
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