Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 IF YOU LIKE DAUGHTRY AND METALLICA, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IHSAHN’S EREMITA June 18th, 2012 at 12:30pm Anso DF Ha it may tickle your funny bone that Spinner.com, the […]
Tour de Force 0 FAITH NO MORE ARE SMART TO KEEP AVOIDING THE U.S. June 18th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein If Faith No More were like most bands, they’d have […]
Tour de Force 0 AT LEAST ONE DEATH TO ALL DATE POSTPONED — WILL MORE FOLLOW? June 18th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader just forwarded us the below e-mail from […]
Black Collar Workers 0 ROCK OF AGES SHAT THE BED June 18th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg All of the evidence suggested that Rock of Ages, the […]
The Webernets 0 PRETTY EIGHT MACHINE: NINE INCH NAILS IN 8-BIT June 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein I thought the whole rendering metal tracks in 8-bit fad […]
This Sucks 0 TODAY IN SH*TTY HEALTH NEWS: CHI CHENG HAS PNEUMONIA AND JACK OSBOURNE HAS MS June 18th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg These two stories really have nothing to do with another […]
This Sucks 0 ANIMALS AS LEADERS GEAR STOLEN FROM LOS ANGELES HOME, NEED YOUR HELP TO TRACK DOWN CULPRITS ONLINE June 17th, 2012 at 1:25pm Kip Wingerschmidt (PHOTO CREDIT: Adam Gasson) Late last night the guys from […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX GETS AN INTERN June 17th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks MY PRESENCE IS RADIANT AS THE CROWN ON THE PHALLUS […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 SATURDAY SONG TO [TRAGICALLY] LIVE FREE TO June 16th, 2012 at 5:56pm Vince Neilstein I wish I could say I hate Powerman 5000 with […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BRONIES June 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DON’T WE LOVE GLENN DANZIG? June 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch The time is now half-past bongload on […]
Tour de Force 0 JOHN PETRUCCI, JEFF LOOMIS AND TOSIN ABASI ANNOUNCE SUMMER “SHRED ‘TIL YOU’RE DEAD” TOUR! June 15th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks (click to enlarge) In what is undoubtedly the blockbuster guitar […]
Greatest Hits 0 Having a Rough Day? Try Hatebreed Motivational Posters! June 15th, 2012 at 3:20pm MetalSucks
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 HERE’S A SEXY NEW PROMO PHOTO OF ENSIFERUM June 15th, 2012 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein It’s a slow news day. Not that Ensiferum aren’t newsworthy […]
Tour de Force 0 BLACK SHEEP TOUR June 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hopefully MetalSucks readers are already hip to Black Sheep Wall’s No […]
\m/ 0 THIS LITTLE KID IS ALREADY AWESOME June 15th, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg By the time I learned about D.R.I., my voice was […]
New Stuff 0 NACHTMYSTIUM ARE LIVING ON BORROWED HOPE AND BROKEN DREAMS June 15th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg “Borrowed Hope and Broken Dreams,” a new track from Nachtmystium’s […]
New Stuff 0 MOSH MOSH MOSH! NEW GHOSTLIMB UP IN THIS BITCH June 15th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Do you like to mosh?? Are you pressed for time?? […]
Metal Merch 0 MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS June 15th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg In an effort to compete with Kiss Koffins (and urns) […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 VIDEO: FAN OF BAND YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF BITES RAT’S HEAD OFF June 15th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg A “fan” recently bit the head off of a rat […]
