Reviews 0 STAM1NA ARE #ONE ON NOCEBO July 26th, 2012 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar I like to think of myself as a pretty open-minded […]
Tour de Force 0 INSTRU-METAL NERD TOUR ALERT: TRIOSCAPES AND SCALE THE SUMMIT ANNOUNCE FALL DATES July 26th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein 2012 has been a fruitful year for fusion-metal records, but […]
Lick My Label 0 FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ROADRUNNER July 26th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Following massive layoffs at Roadrunner Records earlier this year, both Machine […]
Cinemetal 0 BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS: THE DARK KNIGHT ROSE July 26th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Batman pwned The Avengers last weekend. Not at the box […]
Barbarous Book Club 0 STILL THE MEDICINE MAN: PHIL ANSELMO RELEASES NEW SINGLE WITH DOWN, BEGINS TO SHOP AUTOBIOGRAPHY, LAUNCHES HORROR FILM FESTIVAL July 26th, 2012 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg It’s a big, big morning for Phil Anselmo — we’ve […]
Tour de Force 0 IN FLAMES TO REPLACE LAMB OF GOD ON HEAVY MTL AND HEAVY TO FESTS July 26th, 2012 at 9:49am Axl Rosenberg Heavy MTL’s officially Twitter account just posted the following: I […]
This Sucks 0 BREAKING: DETHKLOK/LAMB OF GOD/GOJIRA TOUR OFFICIALLY CANCELLED July 26th, 2012 at 9:33am Axl Rosenberg On Monday, venues began to alert customers that the upcoming […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 THE FINAL FOUR! DIMEBAG VS. SEAN Z. July 25th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Well, color us surprised! We thought yesterday’s bout between Valient […]
Interviews 0 GOLF BALL FACTORIES, TERM PAPER CHEATS, AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: AN INTERVIEW WITH KARL SANDERS OF NILE July 25th, 2012 at 4:15pm MetalSucks True story: I went to see The Faceless and Decrepit […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 POSSIBLY THE BEST PRANK IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER EVER EVER July 25th, 2012 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… cough, cough… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… cough… wheeze… cough… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -AR Major thanks […]
New Stuff 0 WAIT WAIT WAIT, YOU MEAN DJ LETHAL WASN’T THE TALENTED ONE IN LIMP BIZKIT? July 25th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though I’m confident that he’s a total twat because […]
New Stuff 0 “EFFIGIES OF EVIL”: NEW HOODED MENACE SONG ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES July 25th, 2012 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re in the mood for a really evil-sounding, heavy […]
This Sucks 0 BREAKING: RANDY BLYTHE DENIED BAIL YET AGAIN July 25th, 2012 at 1:45pm Axl Rosenberg OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY. Randy Blythe […]
New Stuff 0 I DON’T KNOW WHAT “TONGUES OF CLEAVAGE” ARE, BUT I’M ALL FOR THEM July 25th, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg I have no fucking clue what the title of the […]
Reviews 0 NACHTMYSTIUM’S SILENCING MACHINE IS (MOSTLY) F*CKIN’ BLACK METAL July 25th, 2012 at 12:40pm MetalSucks Standing out in any genre can be challenging, and this […]
Cinemetal 0 GET BAKED AND WATCH TORCHE’S VIDEO FOR “KICKING” July 25th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not too long ago, I tried to persuade Vince to […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A FRAIL BECOMING: GET READY FOR THE FIRST DAYLIGHT DIES ALBUM IN FOUR YEARS July 25th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg It’s been four years since the release of Daylight Dies’ […]
What the...?? 0 HELP NAME A BABY PENGUIN AFTER A FAMOUS BIGOT IN THE NAME OF BLACK METAL July 25th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Unless Gojira announce a co-headlining tour with Deez Nutz this […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 MATCH 28: KERRY KING VS. VALIENT HIMSELF July 24th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sean Z. from Daath and Chimaira absolutely clobbered Lamb […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A SIGNED COPY OF BARONESS’ YELLOW & GREEN July 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to reader Kevin Chavez, who successfully identified last week’s […]
