His probability of being elected places in between Rick Perry and Kanye West, and just ahead of Ken Bone and Ric Flair.

Hot fun in the summertime…

Get creeped.

“Inuitian” is a word, right? Maybe it should read “Inuitic”?

Gotta mosh ’em all!

Watch Max and Igor playing tracks from the album that nu-metal dudes would never live up to.

This is a state of emergency.

The Swedes released a short video teaser with some new music!

Get in here to find out!

Are we approaching an era of pure punishment, in which the only fun allowed is sanctioned by media giants, where safe art trumps radical art, and where the audience itself is confused over what “radical” and “interesting” actually means?

The Duke Collins Memorial and Concert is tomorrow night in Santa Ana, CA.

I loved these guys. Who knew?

Let’s stump our know-it-all friends with five lost gems!

Rated PG (for Pussygutt)

Catching up with Denver’s favorite frontman.

Props to the German thrashers for keeping it real.

Shit yeah, Friday. Shit yeah, weed.

Gettin’ finicky about it sounding so Cynicky.

Man, they’re really going for it with these new videos…

Also: a Wisconsin man is arrested after assaulting a bartender for changing the music from Black Sabbath to Christmas music, Bobby Blotzer’s scab version of Ratt performs first show, and Skid Row lose another vocalist.