Cinemetal 0 Zakk Wylde Will Now Play You Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” on a Hello Kitty Guitar February 29th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Hail Sanrio!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Year December 18th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s top stories included Metallica, Korn, Slipknot, and more.
What the...?? 0 Rush’s Geddy Lee Almost Produced Metallica’s Master of Puppets December 10th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg We may have dodged a bullet here.
Lolz 0 Writing and Recording of New Tool Album Delayed Again While Maynard Rearranges His Sock Drawer November 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Despite successfully reuniting this past weekend for a Halloween show, […]
Lolz 0 You Can See Mike Portnoy Play His Hello Kitty Drum Kit Live October 29th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus You CAN. Whether or not you should, we can’t say.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Korn, Mike Portnoy, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What are the Most Iconic Metal Songs of All Time? October 9th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Most ICONIC — not the BEST. Go!
Metal in the Media 0 We Appreciate Your Fandom, Lady Gaga, But You’re Not “The Next Iron Maiden” August 21st, 2015 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus I mean, no offense. Neither am I.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 23, 2015 June 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund In here: All 56 of today’s heavy new releases! 55 of them aren’t gross!
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: The Hall of Fames Goes Bang February 26th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Philly trio does not feature Jessie, Ariana or Nicki, does feature awesome music.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: RATTurday Night’s All Right August 1st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Today’s 5 doesn’t wait around for Saturday to get Ratty
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Mash It UP June 14th, 2014 at 6:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt DO THE MASH
Reviews 0 Album Review: Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell, Check ’em Before You Wreck ’em March 27th, 2014 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Terrible band name, so-so album that’s big on tasty retro style, but marred by inconsistent songwriting.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows Responds to Robb Flynn of Machine Head’s “Covers Album” Wisecrack September 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And he’s surprisingly cool about it.
Greatest Hits 0 Footnotes: A Handy Catalog of Every Song from Which Avenged Sevenfold’s Hail to the King “Borrows” August 21st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Take a stroll down memory lane with me, won’t you?
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Guitar Solo? More Like Guitar So No! July 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks A bad guitar solo. Sadder than a fattie with small boobs :(
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Upside-Down Cross Contamination June 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Answer this magical, brain-busting Question Of The Week right now!
Reviews 0 Iron Tongue: Let’s Get Miserable May 23rd, 2013 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus This record is a nuanced storm cloud that will tear your fucking guts out.
Reviews 0 Black Death: Svart Crown’s Profane May 22nd, 2013 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It’s pretty great!
