Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE
New Stuff 90 SLASH’S NEW SONG IS NOT INCREDIBLE February 27th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was optimistic that since Slash’s new solo album, Apocalyptic […]
Black Collar Workers 130 POISON MAY HAVE STOLEN SOME OF THEIR SONGS AFTER ALL November 17th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month, Billy McCarthy and James Stonich, from the Chicago band Kid […]
Retrospective 80 BREAD STAINS IN THE FLUID: A SIX CLIPS CAREER RETROSPECTIVE October 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein (This photo is on hand-ripped photo paper that was included […]
Black Collar Workers 70 IT TOOK TWENTY-FIVE YEARS FOR THESE DUDES TO GET THE COURAGE TO ADMIT THAT THEY WROTE ALL OF POISON’S SH*TTY MUSIC October 24th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg According to The Hollywood Reporter, two dudes named Billy McCarthy and James Stonich, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 800 LET’S TALK ABOUT CRAZY TOWN #early00s #numetal August 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D When you think about it, the late 90s are maybe […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 500 ANALYSIS: COHEED AND CAMBRIA BASSIST WILL STEAL YOUR DRUGS July 11th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF TMZ reported Sunday that Coheed and Cambria bassist Michael Todd […]
Haterade 950 STAIND ARE LULZY (AND SO IS THEIR RECORD LABEL) June 30th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein In the mere year-and-a-half I worked at Atlantic Records I […]
Worst Week Ever 40 IN WHICH WE WERE COOL AS ICE March 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh my fuck, you guys, IT IS 71 DEGREES OUTSIDE. […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 QUEENSRYCHE GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER March 3rd, 2011 at 2:40pm Anso DF It’s not fair to count Queensryche among the great, horrible […]
Green Eggs and Slam 800 EMMURE HAS A NU VIDEO [via Limp Bizkit] February 10th, 2011 at 12:00pm Sergeant D My friend Martin, who is mostly into goregrind (he’s a […]
Neilstein Soundscam 250 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AT LEAST OLD ALBUMS ARE STILL SELLING February 9th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I see a pattern developing in 2011; the only albums […]
Necessary Roughness 290 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: HOW THE NFL’S BIGGEST LOSERS CAN CLAW THEIR WAY BACK TO THE TOP October 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks So, the regular season is a quarter of the way […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Contests 2050 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 4-PACK OF CDs FROM METAL BLADE! August 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The funny thing about the photo for last week’s photo […]
New Stuff 300 EMINEM VS. BLACK SABBATH June 29th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I posted a pretty awful mash-up of Eminem’s […]
New Stuff 220 BISON B.C.’S “TWO-DAY BOOZE” MAKES ME FEEL DRUNK April 5th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so, like, I heard this rumor that when some […]
New Stuff 80 HEARD A THIRD OF SLASH’S SLASH? March 24th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg There are now six songs* available online from Slash’s Slash, […]
New Stuff 150 SNAP JUDGMENTS OF SLASH’S NEW ALBUM BASED ON THIRTY SECOND SONG SAMPLES March 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So the Australian branch of iTunes has apparently uploaded thirty-second […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
