What the...?? 0 Forbes Releases Ranking of Top 38 Metal Bands, Doesn’t Do a Terrible Job October 9th, 2024 at 11:02am Haela Huntress Spoiler alert: Metallica is number one.
News 0 Lzzy Hale Covers “Crawling,” Fuels Linkin Park Vocalist Rumors August 31st, 2024 at 4:52pm Smokey Goretooth Come on, just let us know already!
Metal Legacies 0 Tommy Lee Insists That One of the Grossest Stories About Ozzy is Completely True August 8th, 2024 at 9:28am Haela Huntress This story is so gross I could barely write it.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Jon Bon Jovi Begs Lzzy Hale to Become Permanent Member of Skid Row June 8th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress It would be nice if possible.
News 0 Chef and Actor Matty Matheson Welcomes Speed to Canada By Sending Them 30 Pizzas June 7th, 2024 at 10:19am Haela Huntress The most wholesome metal story you’ll read all day.
YouSuck 0 YouSuck: MetalSucks Readers’ Top Albums of March 2024 May 1st, 2024 at 2:54pm Hesher Keenan Here were your choices for March 2024.
Revisit Reviews 0 25 Years Later, Emperor’s IX Equilibrium Remains an Essential Piece of the Greater Puzzle April 27th, 2024 at 3:00pm C.C. DeLorean MMXXIV Rumination
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Osbourne is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee: “Not Bad for a Guy Who Was Fired from His Last Band” April 22nd, 2024 at 11:59am Hesher Keenan It’s finally happened.
Br00tal-lists 0 Comedian Don Jamieson’s Top 10 Comedy and Metal Tracks with Less Than 1,000 Spotify Plays April 18th, 2024 at 4:13pm Hesher Keenan Time to laugh and headbang in equal measure.
YouSuck 0 YouSuck: MetalSucks Readers’ Top Albums of January and February 2024 April 1st, 2024 at 1:27pm Hesher Keenan You voted and these were your first two favorite albums of 2024.
News 0 Ozzy Osbourne Gets Real About Future Stage Appearances March 24th, 2024 at 9:00am Mandy Scythe We’re rooting for his inclusion in the Rock and Roll hall of fame.
New Stuff 0 The Native Howl and Lzzy Hale Tell a Tale of Murder and Family in “Mercy” March 6th, 2024 at 11:09am Hesher Keenan Get your stompin’ boots on.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Kanye West Used an Unauthorized Black Sabbath Sample and Ozzy’s PISSED February 9th, 2024 at 4:23pm Hesher Keenan Yikes on bikes.
News 0 Ozzy the Landlord Wants You to Rent His West Hollywood Condo for $9,500 a Month February 1st, 2024 at 3:07pm Hesher Keenan Hope you’ve got deeeeep pockets.
Viral Vomit 0 Ozzy Loves T-Pain’s Cover of “War Pigs,” Calls It the “Best Cover…Ever” January 11th, 2024 at 2:50pm Hesher Keenan Game recognize game.
News 0 Sharon Osbourne Once Took a Sh*t in Ozzy’s Weed November 29th, 2023 at 12:48pm Hesher Keenan Guess that’s one way to get someone to stop taking drugs..
Tour de Force 0 King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Unveil Huge 2024 World Tour November 8th, 2023 at 11:20am Mandy Scythe They’ll be on the road for most of the year.
News 0 Sharon Osbourne Says Ozzfest Ended Because of Greedy Managers October 31st, 2023 at 11:05am Hesher Keenan You’ll never guess who wanted more money moments before hitting the stage…
Heavy Metal Hysteria 0 Ozzy Used to Piss Himself on Stage Because He “Was Wet Anyway” October 17th, 2023 at 1:25pm Hesher Keenan The Osbournes podcast has become a font of information about ‘The Prince of Darkness.’
News 0 Ozzy Has Plans for a New Album in 2024 September 26th, 2023 at 4:21pm Hesher Keenan Are you ready for a follow up to Patient Number 9?
