Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend Will Start Filming the Ziltoid TV Series Next Month! July 19th, 2013 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein PREPARE YOUR FINEST CUP OF COFFEE!
\m/ 0 THIS ZILTOID CAKE IS AWESOME May 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s been four whole days since we posted a picture […]
Metal Merch 100 BUY A ZILTOID HAND-PUPPET FOR YOUR LOVED ONE THIS CHRISTMAS November 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The older I get the last attached I become to […]
Cinemetal 180 THAT ZILTOID APPEARS IN THIS VIDEO IS ALL THE EXCUSE I NEED TO POST IT July 12th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never been to Australia, but everyone I have ever […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 NEW CORMORANT RECORD COMING IN 2011! ZILTOID REJOICES; OR DOES HE? November 22nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Everyone knows that a band’s first album is always their […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 ZILTOID TO CONQUER ROCK BAND October 25th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Graphic for the Rock Band Network Ziltoid by Rohan Voigt, […]
\m/ 160 ZILTOID INHERITS THE SKULLET! April 28th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We at MetalSucks shed a collective tear when Devin Townsend […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 SPEAKING OF ZILTOID… February 26th, 2010 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein The REAL Ziltoid has arrived on earth from Ziltoidia IX […]
The Webernets 1130 INTERNET BEWARE: ZILTOID IS NOW A BLOGGER February 26th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein For those who may’ve missed the constant plugs in our […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 ZILTOID FAVES IRON THRONES ARE IN THE STUDIO December 10th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein Iron Thrones, an awesome band who Ziltoid first brought to […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 470 ZILTOID PART 2… Z2 November 17th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks I am working on my first, full blown musical… and […]
Ziltoidia Attaxx!!! 210 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF ZILTOID WHEN HE THINKS NO ONE IS WATCHING November 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to Mike H. for sending this in. -AR
Admin 660 ZILTOID, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF METALSUCKS (FOR A DAY) August 27th, 2009 at 11:00pm MetalSucks Friendly reminder: as the winner of our best contest ever, […]
Contests 1850 ZILTOID WINS OUR BEST CONTEST EVER August 25th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks Well, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming. Ziltoid, […]
Editorials 0 ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT: SECOND TRANSMISSION — “THIS MYSPACE — IT IS NOT MY SPACE. IT HAS BEEN INVADED BY A NEIGHBOR NAMED TOM” May 15th, 2007 at 1:18pm Vince Neilstein Ziltoid the Omniscient (aka DEVIN TOWNSEND) has sent his second […]
Editorials 0 ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT: FIRST TRANSMISSION — “PREPARE YOUR FINEST COFFEE!” May 1st, 2007 at 12:12pm Vince Neilstein STRAPPING YOUNG LAD mastermind Devin Townsend has released the “First […]
Br00tal-lists 0 10 Metal Lyricists Who’d Make Great Novelists & Screenwriters September 3rd, 2024 at 11:51am Jordan Blum These lyricists have the storytelling and/or philosophical power to captivate in new mediums.
New Stuff 0 Devin Townsend Saves the Day with “PowerNerd”, Album Due October 25 August 23rd, 2024 at 11:15am Hesher Keenan It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… a bald Canadian man?!