What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Appreciate and Protect Your Race. Mother Nature Made it Like it is For a Reason.” April 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein “We, fellow Europeans and Asians, are NOT African.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Varg Vikernes on “How to Attract a Good Wife” and the Benefits of Eugenics March 11th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Burzum only-man loves Aryan women, Papyrus font.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Uses Papyrus Font, Doesn’t Own an Amplifier August 25th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein He is also really good at humming.
Breaking the Law 0 French Court Finds Varg Vikernes Guilty of Inciting Racial Hatred and Exalting War Crimes on the Internet July 8th, 2014 at 12:57pm Axl Rosenberg His sentence includes a suspended prison term and a $10,000 fine.
Breaking the Law 0 French Trial of Varg Vikernes Begins June 4th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Burzum only-man faces up to $61,000 in fines and five years in prison.
Breaking the Law 0 Varg Vikernes Trial Scheduled for Next Summer October 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So now we have something to look forward to besides X-Men 8.
Breaking the Law 0 Varg Vikernes to Face Trial in France for “Inciting Racial Hatred and Exalting War Crimes” October 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg No word on whether or not his wife, Marie Cachet, will also stand trial.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Wants to Crowdfund a Lawsuit Against the French August 9th, 2013 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg Of course, he can’t help but be a prick about it.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes and Marie Cachet Released from Police Custody; No Charges Made July 18th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But he’ll still have to appear in court!
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes’ Neighbor is “in Shock” Over His Arrest July 18th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Vikernes is a “family man” who smiles a lot.
What the...?? 0 Former Varg Vikernes Lawyer: Evidence Against Varg is “Thin” July 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Varg Vikernes was arrested yesterday in France on suspicion of […]
What the...?? 0 BREAKING: Varg Vikernes Arrested in France for Being “Likely to Prepare a Large-Scale Act of Terrorism.” July 16th, 2013 at 8:44am Axl Rosenberg Vikernes is suspected of planning a “massacre.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Varg Vikernes Announces New Burzum Album April 10th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Will he win the Henry Q. Bouchard Memorial Award?
Cinemetal 0 Varg Vikernes and His Wife Have Produced the Most Enthralling Movie of All Time January 9th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this if you suffer from insomnia.
Cinemetal 0 SOME KID MADE A (REALLY CRAPPY) MOVIE ABOUT VARG VIKERNES September 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is supposed to be Euronymous In 2009, some kid […]
What the...?? 0 VARG VIKERNES IS MAKING A TABLE-TOP RPG May 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg That murdering bigot fuckhead Varg Vikernes is also a dork […]
Interviews 1510 EXCLUSIVE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW: BURZUM’S VARG VIKERNES March 2nd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks When word spread that Burzum only-man Varg Vikernes was doing […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
...And F*ck You Too 320 ROB HALFORD TO VARG VIKERNES: “SUCK MY F*CKING DICK” November 18th, 2009 at 5:12pm Axl Rosenberg And on that note, I’m done for the day. See […]
...And F*ck You Too 1600 Varg Vikernes Feels Guilty About Enjoying Sex with Men November 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg They call that beard a “cum catcher.” So Varg Vikernes […]