Satanic Science 0 New Study Says Killswitch Engage Are the Hardest Working Band in Metal November 27th, 2019 at 12:53pm Axl Rosenberg The Institute of Contemporary Music Performance analyzed a bunch of factors and decided all other metal bands are lazy assholes.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Study: Listen to 78 Minutes of Music Per Day to Improve Your Mental Health November 18th, 2019 at 9:07am Vince Neilstein Listening to music daily can improve your mental health, and jamming metal can help manage anger.
Metal in the Media 0 Study Proves People Retain Rock Band Logos Better Than Any Other Genre October 31st, 2019 at 2:02pm MetalSucks Respondents were best able to recall logos by Kiss, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones and more.
Metal in the Media 0 Yet Another Study Finds That Heavy Metal Is Good For Your Mental Health! August 6th, 2019 at 2:52pm MetalSucks “Listening to extreme music represents a healthy and functional way of processing anger.”
Satanic Science 0 New Study Claims You Shouldn’t Listen to Metal While Driving May 31st, 2019 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg Metal “could cause motorists to lose their cool behind the wheel,” according to the study.
Editorials 0 New Study Asserts That Music Streaming and the Vinyl Revival Are Both Bad for the Environment May 2nd, 2019 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg BRING BACK 8-TRACK! BRING BACK 8-TRACK!!!
Metal in the Media 0 New Study Claims Death Metal Music Inspires Joy, Not Violence March 13th, 2019 at 11:14am Axl Rosenberg Participants were made to listen to Bloodbath’s “Eaten” and “Happy” by Pharrell Williams.
Satanic Science 0 Shocking New Study Reveals That Many Metal Fans Like Drugs and Alcohol December 19th, 2018 at 3:32pm Axl Rosenberg A new study by the website drugabuse.com claims a lot of us are getting fucked up at shows.
Metal in the Media 0 Study: Mosh Pits Mimic 40,000 Year-Old Behavior of Rainforest Tribes in Papua New Guinea September 26th, 2018 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein You’re curious, aren’t you?
\m/ 0 Study Finds Tattoos are No Longer a Barrier to Job Hiring August 15th, 2018 at 2:48pm Vince Neilstein In some cases those with visible tattoos could be even more likely to land a job!
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Study: Frequent Concert Attendance Can Increase Your Lifespan July 24th, 2018 at 4:27pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe it’ll offset some of those beers then?
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Study Finds Music Makes Surgery Less Miserable June 4th, 2018 at 2:43pm MetalSucks As it does with literally everything else.
Metal in the Media 0 Study Finds Bring Me the Horizon Fans are the “Least Conscientious” and “Most Neurotic” People March 22nd, 2018 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein Also: Nightwish fans are the least extroverted and Marilyn Manson fans the least agreeable.
Metal Tech 0 Study: 73% of Young Concertgoers Do Not Think Phones Should be Banned at Shows November 28th, 2017 at 10:32am Vince Neilstein Do you think the use of phones to take photos and videos at shows is annoying? Should it be BANNED?
This Sucks 0 Study: A Career in Music is Damaging to Mental Health October 23rd, 2017 at 4:46pm Vince Neilstein The largest survey of its kind ever conducted confirms what we all already suspected.
Editorials 0 New Study Claims Musicians are Three Times More Likely to Suffer from Depression November 2nd, 2016 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg What came first… the music or the misery?
Music Dorkery 0 Study Finds Middle-Aged Introverts Driving the Vinyl Resurgence, Water Wet, Sky Blue August 11th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus I’m so surprised I almost dropped this Revolting album I dropped $20 on!
Metal in the Media 0 New Study Asserts That Metal Helps Fans Cope with Death August 10th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well… duh?
The Webernets 0 Scientific Study Settles Once and For All Which Words are the Most and Least Metal July 6th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein An exhaustive study of the lyrics to 222,623 metal songs by 7,364 bands takes the debate to the next level.
Metal Mysteries 0 New Study Shows That Going to Concerts is Good for You April 18th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Just not for your liver.
