Worst Week Ever 0 King 810 vs. YouTube, Jared Dines vs. a 17-String Guitar, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week January 19th, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Between the Buried and Me, Black Label Society, Marilyn Manson, and more.
The Webernets 0 Watch Jared Dines Make Sweet, Sweet Love to His Infamous 17-String Guitar January 17th, 2018 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg Cue the Marvin Gaye…
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Jared Dines Plays Two Songs with Trivium November 29th, 2017 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein The YouTuber joined his heroes on-stage during soundcheck and got a special gift at the end.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Suicide Silence Perform with Jared Dines November 11th, 2017 at 11:42am Axl Rosenberg Dines was one of the most vocal critics of the band’s divisive self-titled release.
Music Dorkery 0 Jared Dines Got Scammed on That 17-String Guitar October 22nd, 2017 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Some internet jackoff who claimed to be a luthier actually just ordered it from a Chinese website for $400.
Viral Vomit 0 Jared Dines Wrote a Pop Song and it’s Probably Not the Worst Thing You’ll Hear Today February 21st, 2017 at 12:58pm MetalSucks In b4 the Hagrid sounds like Fallout Boy comments.
Viral Vomit 0 Listen/Watch: Jared Dines Performs Suicide Silence’s “Silence” as an Emo Song February 13th, 2017 at 4:17pm Axl Rosenberg Here, maybe you bellyaching pussies will like this version better.
Worst Week Ever 0 Tim Lambesis Gets Out of Jail, Jared Dines Feuds with Suicide Silence, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 10th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Six Feet Under, Metallica, Volumes, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Jared Dines on Suicide Silence: “I Really Don’t Want to Fight Their Drummer, But…” February 9th, 2017 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg Plus: Thy Art is Murder strike back!
Editorials 0 Video: Jared Dines Reviews Addresses Suicide Silence Clean Vocals Controversy in “Doris” Review January 13th, 2017 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg People are pissed about those high notes. People are dumb.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Jared Dines and Jared Dines and Eric “Erock” Calderone Perform Guns N’ Roses Songs in Various Metal Styles July 14th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg What if GN’R had written black metal or deathcore or power metal? They’d probably sound like this!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Jared Dines Demonstrates the Effect Various Drugs Have on Drumming September 2nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of all of Dines’ videos to date, this one may be closest to my heart.
Music Dorkery 0 Jared Dines Takes Djent to the Next Level March 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Envelope, meet thy pusher.
Viral Vomit 0 Jared Dines Demonstrates Ten Ways to Hold Your Guitar February 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg As usual, Dines’ observations are dead-on.
Music Dorkery 0 Rob Scallon and Jared Dine Wrote a Metal Song with Zero Notes February 23rd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein THE MOST BRUTAL METAL SONG OF ALL TIME.
Music Dorkery 0 Behold: This Beastly 20-String Mountain Dew Guitar! January 12th, 2021 at 12:46pm Vince Neilstein Jared Dines has unveiled his latest monstrosity.
New Stuff 0 Watch: New Djent Medley Features Members of Trivium, Periphery, Animals as Leaders, All That Remains, and More October 1st, 2020 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg This is the final entry in Jared Dines’ annual video series.
Music Dorkery 0 “Biggest Shred Collab Song In The World III” Feat. Members of Megadeth, Trivium, Animals as Leaders, Polyphia and More December 26th, 2019 at 10:03am MetalSucks Jared Dines’s annual shred collaboration video also features Angel Vivaldi, Nik Nocturnal, Stevie T, Lucas Mann, Andy James and others.
Lolz 0 How Well Do People Know the Band Whose Shirt They’re Wearing? August 1st, 2019 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg Jared Dines investigates!
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Do Screaming Vocals in Metal Take Talent? August 6th, 2018 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein Jared Dines investigates!