...And F*ck You Too 0 Gene Simmons Thinks Napster Launched in 1988 February 8th, 2021 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg He also thinks every rock band started after that year was irrelevant.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Puts Ice Cubes in His Breakfast Cereal January 2nd, 2020 at 12:39pm Vince Neilstein The Kiss frontman/bassist has a very bizarre breakfast habit.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Kidney Stones Undergo Surgery to Remove Gene Simmons October 3rd, 2019 at 9:05am Axl Rosenberg Kissney stones.
Viral Vomit 0 New Pokémon Looks Just Like KISS’s Gene Simmons August 8th, 2019 at 10:28am MetalSucks It looks like Simmons was crossbred with a badger and a pangolin.
Worst Week Ever 0 Tool’s Mysterious Teaser Video, Gene Simmons Bald, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week July 26th, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Slipknot, Lamb of God, Knocked Loose, and more.
Metal in the Media 0 This is What Gene Simmons Looks Like Bald July 24th, 2019 at 2:20pm Vince Neilstein Rumors have long held that the Kiss vocalist/bassist wears a wig.
Pummeling Politics 0 Gene Simmons Gave a Press Briefing at the Pentagon May 17th, 2019 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein Good enough for Kiss, not good enough for any actual Pentagon personnel.
Worst Week Ever 0 Layne Staley’s Doppelgänger, Ace Frehley vs. Gene Simmons, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 1st, 2019 at 4:27pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, AC/DC, Tool, Slipknot, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Kiss: Ace Frehley Calls Gene Simmons “an Asshole and a Sex Addict” January 30th, 2019 at 9:55am Axl Rosenberg Space Ace fires back after Simmons slams the guitarist in an interview.
Breaking the Law 0 Gene Simmons Settles Sexual Assault Lawsuit July 10th, 2018 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg He remains banned from Fox News.
Breaking the Law 0 Gene Simmons from Kiss Is Being Sued for Sexual Assault December 18th, 2017 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg Shocking, I know.
Editorials 0 Gene Simmons Denies Sexual Harassment Charges, Downplays Fox News Ban December 13th, 2017 at 1:29pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah okay.
Breaking the Law 0 Multiple Women Accuse Gene Simmons from Kiss of Sexual Harassment November 21st, 2017 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg THE Gene Simmons? Couldn’t possibly be.
Metal in the Media 0 Gene Simmons Banned from Fox News After Sexist Outburst November 17th, 2017 at 12:07pm Vince Neilstein What did the Kiss frontman do to receive a lifetime ban from the entire network?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Gene Simmons Doesn’t Regret Trying to Trademark the Devil’s Horns Hand Sign August 18th, 2017 at 10:25am Vince Neilstein What an asshole.
Metal Legacies 0 People are Really Excited That This Cow Kinda Sorta Looks Like Gene Simmons August 2nd, 2017 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg “I do NOT look like that douche!” protests cow.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Video: Gene Simmons Fall Down Go Boom July 20th, 2017 at 1:28pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe there’s such a thing as karma after all.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Abandons Effort to Trademark the Devil’s Horns Hand Sign June 22nd, 2017 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein Did he bow to public pressure, or just realize it would cost too much?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Wendy Dio Slams Gene Simmons for Attempting to Trademark the Devil Horns Hand Sign; Nikki Sixx Announces Intention to Trademark the Middle Finger June 16th, 2017 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg The only person who doesn’t think Gene Simmons is a horse’s ass is Gene Simmons.
What the...?? 0 KISS’ Gene Simmons Wants to Trademark the (Incorrect) Devil’s Horns Hand Sign June 14th, 2017 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Ronnie James Dio is rolling in his grave.
