Viral Vomit 0 Video: Man Buys Cockatoo That Won’t Stop Singing Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” April 28th, 2022 at 11:29am Emperor Rhombus Funny, even if it’s fake.
Metal Tech 0 Book Famous Metal Musicians for Guest Appearances with Your Band Using Featured X April 20th, 2021 at 12:00pm MetalSucks You can book members of Suicide Silence, Hatebreed, Ice Nine Kills, In Flames, The Acacia Strain and more to play on your band’s song.
The Webernets 0 Corey Taylor Volunteers to Join Slipknot Tribute Act June 29th, 2020 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein A Craigslist posting reads “”We are in need of someone in the same or near same physical shape as Corey Taylor, 5’8.”
What the...?? 0 At the Drive-In / The Mars Volta’s Cedric Bixler-Zavala Alleges Family Dog Was Poisoned and Killed by Scientologists January 23rd, 2020 at 11:19am Vince Neilstein This is the second pet he claims has been murdered by Scientologists, who he alleges regularly harass his family.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Jered Threatin is Searching for a Touring Guitar Player! Coming in Hot! May 8th, 2019 at 5:20pm Vince Neilstein Aspiring professional guitar players: this is your big chance!!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Dudes Who Mass-Quit Emmure in 2015 Launch Hilariously-Named New Band May 29th, 2018 at 10:03am Axl Rosenberg World, meet Painless.
Editorials 0 Why It’s Important to Stop Using “Female-Fronted” as a Metal Genre Right Now February 7th, 2018 at 12:57pm MetalSucks “Female-fronted” is not a genre. Stop saying it.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Eleven Metal Musicians We’d Be Happy to See Join As I Lay Dying September 11th, 2017 at 12:56pm Axl Rosenberg Think no one would ever wanna work with this d-bag? Think again!
Guest Columns 0 The Most Efficient Way to Start an Active Band from Scratch in 2017 (A Step By Step Guide) August 28th, 2017 at 3:52pm MetalSucks Tried and true methods.
Metal Merch 0 You Can Own Kirk Hammett’s Old Jaguar for Just $35,100 February 16th, 2017 at 1:11pm Vince Neilstein Better start bidding now!
Music Dorkery 0 This Tuner Pedal is Also a GPS Tracker, Just in Case Your Band Gets Robbed October 14th, 2016 at 11:07am Vince Neilstein It functions like “find my iPhone” for your gear.
Breaking the Law 0 If You Bought Black Sabbath Tickets From This Guy, You Got Robbed August 23rd, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What is this world coming to?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 6th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Jeff Hanneman, King Diamond, Dying Fetus, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week November 13th, 2015 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Motörhead, Lamb of God, Stone Sour, and more.
The Webernets 0 More Metal Missed Connections: Faith No More and Mastodon May 20th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Won’t you help these lovebirds find their mates?
Cinemetal 0 FINALLY, We’ll All Be Able to Watch Chris Holmes Embarrass His Mother in Hi-Def March 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Decline of Western Civilization films come to Blu-ray.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week February 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Killswitch Engage, Faith No More, Pantera, and more.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: 5 Ways Faith No More Could’ve Slowed Scalpers February 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Anso DF A ticketing expert explains some common-sense anti-scalping measures that FNM whiffed on.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 The “Borderline Animals with No Careers” in The Body Want $15,000 For a New Van August 20th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Help these musicians live like human beings!
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Mutilation Rites’ Top Ten Show Stories August 8th, 2014 at 2:40pm MetalSucks The good, the bad, and the extremely drunk!
