What the...?? 760 ATTACK ATTACK! HOPE THEIR BOYFRIEND DON’T MIND IT September 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, major credit goes to reader Daniel Stalder […]
New Stuff 0 Crabcore Band Attack Attack!’s New Song Is ACTUALLY About Crabs April 30th, 2021 at 10:07am Axl Rosenberg Say what you will about this band, but they have a sense of humor.
New Stuff 0 “Kawaii Cowboys”: Does Attack Attack!’s New Song “Change Metalcore Forever”? April 20th, 2021 at 3:21pm Axl Rosenberg It sounds kinda like “Swamp Thing” by The Grid.
Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer 0 Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer: Attack Attack!’s Someday Came Suddenly September 11th, 2020 at 1:14pm MetalSucks Every sound on the record is either made by a computer or filtered through a computer or edited via a computer or recorded, filtered, and edited by a computer.
New Stuff 0 Lionize Release “Loneliest Whale,” a Song About a Very Lonely Whale, and Announce New Album Panic Attack! June 7th, 2019 at 11:51am MetalSucks It’s about a whale that can’t find its pod because its sending and receiving frequency are unlike any other whale on Earth. Brutal.
Metal Mysteries 0 Of Mice & Men Frontman Austin Carlile Finds God Seven Years After Quitting Attack Attack! July 6th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Also, he is not homosexual.
Haterade 0 Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #27: Chomp Chomp Attack! January 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Jamokes.
Cinemetal 0 Before Crush: Africa’s Answer to Attack Attack!? February 20th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can’t the U.N. do anything about this?
Green Eggs and Slam 870 AUSTIN CARLILE [EX-ATTACK ATTACK!] GOES TO THE MALL, SURFS #EPICSCREAMO #HOTWIFE October 28th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D If you are making a list of the most charismatic […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 THE ATTACK “PROVE” THEY’RE A HELLUVA LOT BETTER THAN ATTACK! ATTACK! February 10th, 2010 at 2:32pm Gary Suarez Not to be confused with that crabcore band we can’t […] http://www.circuitbreakermedia.com/audio/theattack-proveit.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
This Sucks 930 BUTCH LESBIAN QUITS ATTACK ATTACK!; FUTURE OF CRABCORE IN QUESTION? October 22nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, October 19th, 2009 – a date which will live […]
Cinemetal 1360 ATTACK! ATTACK!’S NEW VIDEO MAKES ME WANT TO SLIT MY WRIST June 9th, 2009 at 10:25am Corey Mitchell I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing the debacle that is […]
News 0 Judas Priest’s “Panic Attack” Music Video Reminds Us All That Their Live Show Still Rules January 9th, 2024 at 9:25am Hesher Keenan Panic Attack! Panic Attack!
Green Eggs and Slam 1110 EX-ATTACK ATTACK GUITARIST NEEDS UR DONATIONS!!!!! January 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Kinda looks like his shirt says “SHEART” lol like SHART […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 310 UPON ATTACK ATTACK’S BURNING BODY (BEEF ALERT!) September 2nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Apparently we’re not the only ones who can’t stand Attack […]
Tour de Force 0 Sleep Token Share EU/UK Tour Dates Alongside Bilmuri April 30th, 2024 at 9:44am Mandy Scythe The whole thing wraps up in London in December.
Metal Legacies 0 40 Reasons to Celebrate Axl Rosenberg January 11th, 2022 at 2:19pm Axl Rosenberg Celebrate the glory that is I.
Br00tal-lists 0 MetalSucks’ Top 25 Most Popular Stories of the Decade (2010 – 2019) December 17th, 2019 at 1:56pm MetalSucks Includes the 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, Slipknot, Slayer, Threatin, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 20 of the Worst Modern Metal Music Videos July 18th, 2019 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg Come for the derps, stay for the lulz.
Editorials 0 .Rar Blogspot Nostalgia is Now in Full Effect (And It Makes Me Feel Old) June 18th, 2019 at 12:35pm Vince Neilstein The .rar Blogspot scene of the mid- late ’00s is already experiencing a wave of nostalgia amongst those who were kids at the time.
