Senior Slayers 0 This Lady’s Karaoke Cover of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool Is Everything September 18th, 2019 at 3:37pm Axl Rosenberg The best Drowning Pool cover one can imagine.
Worst Week Ever 0 Dave Mustaine’s Throat Cancer, Corey Taylor’s Post-Gig Make-Up Debacle, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 21st, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Marilyn Manson, Static-X, Led Zeppelin, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Kiss Announce Farewell Tour September 20th, 2018 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg Gene Simmons will now have more time to be a total douche.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Clown Sings Dio’s “Rainbow in the Dark,” Completely Fucking Nails It December 6th, 2017 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein This is the stuff the internet is made for.
Metal in the Media 0 The Voice Québec Advances Contestant Following Performance of Necrophagist’s “Stabwound” February 20th, 2017 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Canada continues to be one reality television’s most progressive countries.
Cinemetal 0 Old Dude Who Sang Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” Sings Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” July 21st, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches… y’know, funny story about witches, I was actually alive for the trials in Salem! Different times, those.”
Senior Slayers 0 82-Year-Old Man Who Loves “Bodies” to Perform with Drowning Pool July 14th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Finally, a reason to see Drowning Pool.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Terrorized the Squares June 28th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Motörhead, Norma Jean, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: YOLO Screamer Stephanie Isis (Sanson) was on American Idol May 10th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Performing Adele’s “Set Fire to the Rain”… Mexicore-style.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 60 LITTLE GIRL LOOKS LIKE VINCE NEIL, SOUNDS BETTER August 31st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Partway through the first song of the Motley Crue concert […]
\m/ 90 WHAT’S MORE METAL THAN SABBATH’S “IRON MAN?” HOW ABOUT “IRON MAN” PLAYED… WITH LIGHTNING!!! September 28th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t see The Sorcerer’s Apprentice because I love myself […]
Editorials 0 Shakira and J. Lo’s Super Bowl Halftime Show Proves Why Rock is Dead (and Why Metallica Will Never Play the Super Bowl) February 3rd, 2020 at 12:12pm Vince Neilstein Think Metallica could put on a halftime show performance as riveting as Shakira and J. Lo’s? Think again.
Br00tal-lists 0 MetalGF’s Top Twelve Albums of 2018 December 5th, 2018 at 3:33pm MetalSucks Includes Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, and more.
Contests 1660 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METAL SUCKFEST T-SHIRT! February 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Lotsa folks entered our Photo Caption Contest last week in […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 IDOL REMAINS FINAL: BETTER LOCK THEM DOORS AND TURN THEM LIGHTS DOWN LOW May 26th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF It’s easy to forget that the winner of American Idol […]
Cinemetal 110 WHICH TV EXECUTIVE WILL LOSE THEIR JOB OVER A NEW OSBOURNES SHOW? March 3rd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Osbournes wasn’t just a hit; it was a genuine […]
Cinemetal 790 EXCLUSIVE PREMIER: MUTINY WITHIN COME ALIVE IN “AWAKE” January 7th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Apparently I’ve listened to Mutiny Within’s Roadrunner Records self-titled debut […]
