Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Who are Bret Michaels’ Top Five Hair Metal Bands of All Time? November 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: Poison are one of them.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 48 & 49: Varg Vikernes vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels vs. Ivan Moody September 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Fiver Finger Death Putz, Putzum, Putzin, and For Toputz.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 9 – 12: Glenn Danzig Vs. Rob Zombie, Phil Fasciana Vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels Vs. C.C. DeVille, Ronnie Radke Vs. Da Kurlzz August 12th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The results from yesterday’s matches are in, and, again, for the […]
Cinemetal 0 Bret Michaels Is A Working-Class Hero, Your New Dad May 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus This Mother’s Day, let mom dance on a bar and get smashed by a glam metal singer.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 “Win” Dinner with Bret Michaels April 30th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dessert is on you.
Cinemetal 0 Challenge: How Much of the New Bret Michaels Video Can You Watch Without Giggling? April 3rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s like bein’ in the rodeo!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Bret Michaels: Currently the Thorn in Poison’s Rose March 3rd, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Drummer Rikki Rockett is callin’ ‘im out!
What the...?? 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Offers Relationship Advice: “Relate, Communicate, and Fornicate” February 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Also, get your own reality dating program.”
Cinemetal 0 After the Apocalypse, All That Shall Remain are Cockroaches and Bret Michaels December 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Poison vocalist to play himself on NBC’s Revolution.
Metal Merch 0 “Let Your Reputation of Smell Good Proceed You”: Bret Michaels Makes Cologne Now November 8th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its scent.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Donald Trump Fires Bret Michaels from The Celebrity Apprentice; Bret Michaels Cries Like a Little Bitch March 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its thorn indeed!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Most Inadvertently Hilarious Thing Ever of the Day: Bret Michaels Re-Records Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” with Ace Frehely, Michael Anthony, and F*cking LIL JON February 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Brilliant Lyricist Bret Michaels Speaks Out for Puppies and Kitties Who Cannot Speak for Themselves February 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I probably shouldn’t be giving the Poison singer shit for this, but COME THE FUCK ON.
What the...?? 0 “You Know You Want It”: Bret Michaels’ Dance Song is the Best Thing Ever January 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinemetal 0 LOL WUT: BRET MICHAELS TO MAKE HIS OWN LIFE STORY AS A MOVIE July 27th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg From a recent piece on Bret Michaels in the The […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 VINNIE PAUL IS GONNA BE ON THE NEW BRET MICHAELS ALBUM March 22nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bret Michaels is making a new solo album, which is […]
Black Collar Workers 200 BRET MICHAELS SUES JEWISH HOMOSEXUALS FROM NEW YORK CITY, THINKS HE CAN WIN February 22nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, how much of your life have you spent thinking […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 BRET MICHAELS MAKES PET PRODUCTS NOW September 28th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Some will say that it’s hypocritical of me to make […]
