Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies March 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The evil commie President Obama fails to undermine the American way of life again!!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The New Battle Beast Album Art is Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever March 21st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Go grab a box of tissues, ’cause when you see this, you’re gonna wanna make the bald man puke.
Admin 0 Sowwy :( March 21st, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks An update on the technological issues that have been plaguing MetalSucks this week.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #14: Chance Garnette (Skeletonwitch) March 20th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Eat some fucking pussyyyyyy!
Studio Stuff 0 Video Footage of Scale the Summit Laying Down Sweet Jamz in the Studio March 20th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein New album will come out later this year.
New Stuff 0 Tombstone Highway: Like Black Label Society if Black Label Society Were From Italy March 20th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Drunken banjo metal from the last place you’d expect to find it.
New Stuff 0 Tony Iommi Collaborates with World’s Largest Unibrow on Horrible Maroon 5 Song March 20th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to his contribution to this year’s Eurovision contest, then bang some nails into your ears.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lair of the Minotaur Return to Slay God March 20th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’ll release a new 7″ EP for record store day!!!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Exclusive: Steel Panther Studio Report FTS! March 20th, 2013 at 2:30pm Anso DF An ejaculation of exclusive info on the upcoming Steel Panther record! For the splooge!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Think They’re Willy Wonka, Might Be Right March 20th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’re given away Golden Tickets with the reissue of Opiate. Will the winners INHERIT TOOL?!?!?!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Marilyn Manson Thinks He’s Batman, Is Wrong March 20th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg He’s basically the Gob Bluth of metal.
Cinemetal 0 Kvelertak’s New Video is Gruesome as F*ck March 20th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Check out the horror film-inspired video for “Månelyst.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 And the New Guitar Player for Textures Is… March 20th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: it’s not the lady.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: “Scornstar” by Arsis March 20th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Check out the band’s vicious new single.
New Stuff 0 Stream of the Void March 20th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Stream the entire new album from grind n’ rollers Call of the Void.
Tour de Force 0 Lamb of God, Decapitated, Terror, and The Acacia Strain: A Tour You Shall Be Attending March 20th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Why even pretend you’re not going to this?
Reunion Mania 0 Lord Worm Reuniting with Cryptopsy March 20th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But is it just for one show, or forever-ever-ever???
Tour de Force 0 Scion Rock Fest 2013 is Shaping Up Nicely March 20th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Testament, Melvins, Municipal Waste and more announced for latest edition of the free event.
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Mayan Ruins Edition March 19th, 2013 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Epic!
Cinemetal 0 Loiter Squad: Black Metal March 19th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Forty-three seconds of distraction.
