Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Human Abstract Hint at Release of New Album THIS SUMMER April 1st, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE MOTHERFUCKERS.
New Stuff 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan Preview The Killer April 1st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to the entire album, condensed into six-and-half minutes.
New Stuff 0 Filter Rips-Off Filter April 1st, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band’s new song, “What Do You Say,” sounds awfully familiar.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ghost Forced to Delay Release ofInfestissumam Due to Sacrilegious Illustration April 1st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg This isn’t an April Fool’s joke, but I also can’t tell if it’s real, or just a publicity stunt.
Cinemetal 0 Sheesh, Even David Draiman’s Brother Sucks April 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The bad news is, Ben Draiman may be even worse than David Draiman, and the good news is, David Draiman is not in this video.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ex-Fear Factory Bassist/Guitarist Christian Olde Wolbers Auditions for Machine Head April 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Watch his audition video.
Moppet Metal 0 Six-Year-Old Drummer Plays Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen, Mötley Crüe, and More April 1st, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ladies, he’s single!
Rampant Rumors 0 Baroness Spring U.S. Tour Rumored April 1st, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein A few weeks of dates in May and June.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Tom Araya to Sit Out Slayer’s Summer Tour, Leaving Kerry King as Sole Original Member; Jason Newsted Announced as Temporary Replacement April 1st, 2013 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg Kerry King finally just goes ahead and pulls an Axl Rose.
New Stuff 0 New Music from Shining: “The One Inside” April 1st, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The first of many new Shining tracks to be released this week, one per day.
New Stuff 0 Queens of the Stone Age’s God is the Sun April 1st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg New song does not feature David Draiman.
Megadick 0 This Time Mustaine Has Gone Too Far April 1st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg David Draiman to help ruin new Megadeth album.
Admin 0 More Malware :( April 1st, 2013 at 9:30am MetalSucks A quick note on our latest malware infection (or lack thereof).
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday to Monkey Around in the Center Of the Universe March 30th, 2013 at 3:01pm Kip Wingerschmidt Stop flinging your feces around and get hip to these jamz from your favorite boners of fish…
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #7: Frank Mullen (Suffocation) March 29th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks OG death metal pioneer. And the lulz!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Horning In On Metal March 29th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks This week’s QOTW asks which horny songs get u horny!
New Stuff 0 Listen to a New Children of Bodom Song, “Halo of Blood,” Right Now! March 29th, 2013 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a radio rip that’s less-than-stellar quality, but still: NEW BODOM!
Metal Metsieh 0 Only Two Days Left in Amazon’s $5.99 and Less Album Sale! March 29th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein 514 metal albums, including records by Municipal Waste, High on Fire, The Sword, Gojira, Darkthrone, Testament, Agalloch and more are on sale through the end of March.
Contests 0 Contest: Win Tickets to Heavy MTL! March 29th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks We’re giving away three pairs of tickets to North America’s premier destination metal festival.
0 - BREAKING: Ex-Suffokate Vocalist Ricky Hoover Successfully Undergoes Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery
