Black Collar Workers 310 BECAUSE KID ROCK FANS WOULD GET THEIR PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR’S November 30th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Pizza pizza. The best description of Domino’s pizza I’ve ever […]
Reviews 410 ELECTRIC WIZARD’S IMPRESSIVE ELECTRIC WIZARDRY IN TOP FORM ON NEW ELECTRIC WIZARD ALBUM, BLACK MASSES November 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar The issue with Electric Wizard’s 2000 classic Dopethrone was that […]
Interviews 110 FIREWIND/OZZY GUITARIST GUS G. INTERVIEWED BY SARCASTIC/JEWISH BLOGGER AXL R. October 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know what you’re thinking: “Axl got in a room […]
Br00tal-lists 1390 CRACK HITLER’S TOP FIVE METAL VOCALISTS (WHO WERE NEVER IN METAL BANDS) August 27th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks I’m a firm believer in the idea that being metal […]
Everyone's Replaceable 560 WHITE WIZZARD LINEUP SHAKEUP… AGAIN! August 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Either Jon Leon’s ass is constantly emitting horrible smelling farts […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 120 ROB ZOMBIE SQUASHES OZZY OSBOURNE BEEF, ANNOUNCES TOUR AXL PREDICTED SIX MONTHS AGO August 9th, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Just a couple of weeks ago Rob Zombie gave an […]
Br00tal-lists 110 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #7, QUIET RIOT July 20th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Br00tal-lists 370 The Top Ten Worst Hair Metal Band Names July 20th, 2010 at 11:00am MetalSucks There are very few things in this world I would […]
New Stuff 270 ULTRAGEISTING THEIR WAY TO THE TOP July 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I like it when new bands draw influences from various […]
Editorials 230 OZZY THROWS SHARON UNDER THE BUS July 7th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s something interesting I just read on Blabbermouth. This is […]
Cinemetal 180 COLIN FARRELL AM OZZY? July 6th, 2010 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg So Ozzy Osbourne’s memoir, I Am Ozzy, may soon get […]
Tour de Force 110 EYEHATEGOD VIP PACKAGE IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN LETTING SOME DUDE OFFICIATE YOUR WEDDING AT OZZFEST June 2nd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks co-sponsored Eyehategod headlining trek with Nachtmystium, Brutal Truth, […]
Editorials 180 REMINDING MYSELF (AGAIN) WHY I USED TO LOVE OZZY & ZAKK May 18th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The evidence increasingly suggests that Ozzy’s Scream is not going […]
Tour de Force 230 TERRIBLE BANDS STEAL TOUR NAME FROM NEW OZZY SINGLE May 18th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Every time you feel the need to bitch about tours […]
Interviews 230 BUZZ OSBORNE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW (PART TWO) May 10th, 2010 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez If you haven’t read Part One of my interview with […]
Interviews 320 BUZZ OSBORNE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW (PART ONE) May 7th, 2010 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez Interviewing Buzz Osborne was, without a doubt, one of the […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1130 EYAL’S TOP UNDERRATED GUITARISTS April 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I’ve always hated top-whatever lists. Best guitarist, best band, best […]
I Am The Blawg 140 I AM THE BLAWG: OZZY & JUDAS PRIEST ON TRIAL, PART TWO – THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND FREE SPEECH March 19th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last week, Ozzy & Judas Priest were on trial for […]
Cinemetal 220 I AM OZZY, THE MOVIE? March 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I wish I could find video of this somewhere, but […]
Hardcore Super Starr 3110 Hardcore Super Starr: Adult Film Actress Bobbi Starr on the Top Ten Metal Bands She Wishes Would Gangbang Her March 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello MetalSucks readers! I realize that most of you don’t […]
