Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 TRANSLATE-BOT 3K TO NIKKI SIXX: PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON May 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF The challenge for tireless bullshitters like Nikki Sixx, Max Cavalera, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1080 THIS IS *REAL* HARDCORE, FRUITS [via the neighborhood] May 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D If you like songs about castles, monsters, and wizards, you […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 MÖTLEY REFÜSED: TOMMY LEE + DENNIS LYXZÉN = UM WHAT? April 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I remember rushing home one day in 2000 with a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 MÖTLEY CRÜE WANTS YOU TO PICK THEIR SET LIST. TIME TO CORABI-IZE THAT BITCH! April 18th, 2011 at 10:40am Corey Mitchell Long-time readers of MetalSucks are fully aware of my lifelong […]
Cinemetal 110 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, DEMONICAL, CEREBRAL BORE, THE BLACK SATANS, AND 13 WINTERS (BUT NOT FROM OTEP OR DESTROPHY) April 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put approximately as much work into this […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 VINCE NEIL IS A PUSSY March 31st, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember how Vince Neil assaulted his ex in Vegas […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 TOMMY LEE TO DISRESPECT FOREIGN CULTURES FOR REALITY TELEVISION March 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did anyone watch Tommy Lee Goes to College when it […]
Cinemetal 60 NEW YORK DOLLS = INSTANT CREDIBILITY March 21st, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The New York Dolls are the OG glam rockers, the […]
Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Exclusive 650 EXCLUSIVE REPORT: WHAT’S UP WITH HE IS LEGEND? March 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF It once was a source of humor for me that […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 260 NIKKI SIXX THINKS YOU’RE STUPID March 7th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So this Motley Crue/Poison/New York Dolls tour is really happening, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 STEEL PANTHER FAIL March 4th, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF We’ve all seen a movie in which a monster or […]
Cinemetal 90 ROB ZOMBIE: “I AM NOT DIRECTING THE MOTLEY CRUE MOVIE” March 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF Billboard ran a story on Wednesday that seemed to credit […]
Reviews 940 COREY’S FEBRUARY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST February 28th, 2011 at 2:30pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Letters to the Editors 570 AXL ANSWERS SOME READER E-MAILS February 23rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg From Beastmaster: “Over the last week I’ve noticed on the […]
...And F*ck You Too 1570 Frankie Palmeri’s Track By Track Breakdown of the New Emmure Album: A Track By Track Breakdown February 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I did a Google image search for “Frankie Palmeri” and […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 390 SO I GUESS VOMITING FOR NINE HOURS IS PRETTY METAL January 31st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I got home at about 1 a.m. on Sunday morning […]
Cinemetal 70 I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS January 14th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I like music videos. I don’t mean just lame concert […]
Br00tal-lists 440 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VII December 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF KYLESA, DARKTHRONE, BRUTAL TRUTH, KATAKLYSM, 3 INCHES […]
Br00tal-lists 770 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI December 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, AT THE GATES, DISFEAR, MACHINE […]
