Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A-Maze-ing Video: Ozzy, Geezer Tour Sabbath-Inspired Horror Attraction October 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF No haunted house can frighten a dude who’s married to Sharon Osbourne
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
Haterade 0 Here’s Video Footage of Ozzy Sounding Like Absolute Sh*te at Three Recent Black Sabbath Shows August 9th, 2013 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 57 & 58: Pantera Vs. Ozzy, Sunn O))) Vs. Abigail Williams August 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now the quarter-finals begin for real!!!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 53 & 54: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Dream Theater, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Sunn O))) August 1st, 2013 at 5:30pm MetalSucks So, we had a close one and a not-so-close one […]
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 41 & 42: Van Hagar Vs. Ozzy Osbourne, Sunn O))) Vs. L.A. Guns July 24th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Today’s fights brought to you by Urban Outfitters and Crystal Clear Pepsi.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 21-24: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Demon Hunter, Disturbed Vs. Kittie, Chelsea Grin Vs. Oceano, Mötley Crüe Vs. Sunn O))) July 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In today’s fights, lousy punctuation, deathcore, nu-metal, and Ozzy Osbourne all collide head-on!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ozzy Attended The Daytime Emmys June 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Your Sunday could’ve been worse.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Well, Gee, That’s Not Hypocritical, Ozzy May 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently completely unaware of how his own voice sounds, Black Sabbath vocalist says drummer can’t play his parts anymore.
New Stuff 0 They Shoot Ozzys, Don’t They? May 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Loner” is yet another new Sabbath song marred by off-key vocals and ridiculous lyrics.
New Stuff 0 Listen to “God is Dead,” Black Sabbath’s First New Song with Ozzy Osbourne in Thirty-Five Fifteen Years April 18th, 2013 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Was it worth the wait?
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
The Webernets 0 Bob Lefsetz on No More Tears, the Last Great Ozzy Album December 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you disagree with the statement about No More Tears you’re just wrong.
Viral Vomit 0 Ozzy “Bark at the Moon” Halloween Light Show is Ridiculous, Fun, and Ridiculously Fun October 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The creator of the Slayer Christmas Light Show is back to celebrate the most metal holiday of all.
Cinemetal 0 TEN INADVERTENTLY HILARIOUS THINGS ABOUT THE NEW FOZZY VIDEO October 5th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fozzy have released a video for “Sandpaper,” the song they […]
Cinemetal 0 OVERDUB THE MOUNTAIN: “CLASSIC” OZZY “LIVE” DVD REISSUED TODAY July 17th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF Following guitarist Randy Rhoads’ senseless death in 1982, Ozzy Osbourne […]
Poll 0 POLL: WHICH VERSION OF “HELLRAISER” IS BETTER, OZZY’S OR MOTÖRHEAD’S? July 3rd, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Watching Demon Lung’s new video for “Lament Code” reminded me […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 CHRIS JERICHO OF FOZZY DISCUSSES HIS FAVORITE CENTURY MEDIA BANDS May 31st, 2012 at 3:30pm Sergeant D As u may know, Chris Jericho is not only a […]
\m/ 90 OZZY COMMENTS ON TONY IOMMI’S CANCER DIAGNOSIS February 8th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Hey, so remember before all this petty Bill Ward drama erupted […]
