Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – April 7, 2023 April 7th, 2023 at 9:19am Em Shadows New releases for April 7 including Scowl, Linkin Park, Tribulation, Thy Art is Murder and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 10 Albums That Remind Us Why Nü Metal F*cking Sucked April 6th, 2023 at 12:00pm Em Shadows Take off the nostalgia glasses.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Carmine Appice Challenged Nikki Sixx to a ‘Jam Off’ Because Of Course He Did March 31st, 2023 at 11:07am Hesher Keenan JAAAAMMMM OFFFFF!!!
This Sucks 0 Ohio Man Assaults Def Leppard Drummer Outside Florida Hotel March 16th, 2023 at 9:10am Em Shadows We don’t know why yet.
Editorials 0 Opinion: Steel Panther’s Satchel Claims Being Offensive is “What We Do,” But It’s Kinda Getting Tired February 20th, 2023 at 11:38am Hesher Keenan We get the joke already. Tell a different one!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Steel Panther’s Satchel Says Vince Neil “Looks Really Good,” Needs to Get His Eyes Checked February 14th, 2023 at 9:45am Em Shadows This seems clearly untrue.
Worst Week Ever 0 Tommy Lee’s Balls Strike Again, Hammerfest UK Falls Apart, and More Top Stories of the Week February 11th, 2023 at 11:29am Hesher Keenan Seven days have passed and we’re here again with stories about Mötley Crüe, Limp Bizkit, and Megadeth.
Worst Week Ever 0 Vince Neil Still Sounds Bad, Steve-O Tries to Save Bam, and More Top Stories of the Week February 4th, 2023 at 12:25pm Hesher Keenan Featuring articles about Canadian grind, the worst tours for the environment, and more.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 How Borat and Tommy Lee Ruined Pamela Anderson’s Marriage to Kid Rock February 2nd, 2023 at 9:54am Em Shadows Sometimes the poetry writes itself.
Metal Legacies 0 Dee Snider Says What We’re All Thinking: ‘Bullsh*t’ Reunion Tours Are Lame as Hell January 30th, 2023 at 1:04pm Hesher Keenan At least stick to your words.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 John Corabi Still Thinks Something’s Not Right About Mick Mars’ Retirement December 14th, 2022 at 5:02pm Hesher Keenan Corabi still has thoughts about Mars’ exit.
Tour de Force 0 Devin Townsend Says It’s Almost Impossible to Make Money on Tour Now: “It’s a Complicated Time, Brother” December 5th, 2022 at 10:51am Em Shadows It’s harder than ever to avoid going broke on the road.
Metal Legacies 0 Rob Halford Says the Glam Metal Scene Was Confusing to Watch as a Closeted Gay Man November 3rd, 2022 at 1:55pm Hesher Keenan Things must have been tough for the Metal God.
Worst Week Ever 0 Paul Stanley Calls Out Kanye’s Bulls*it, Zakk Wylde Hasn’t Learned Any Pantera Material Yet, and More Top Stories of the Week October 22nd, 2022 at 10:08am Hesher Keenan Looking back on a week where a bunch of people left their bands or at least announced a hiatus, and more!
Podcast 0 Clutch’s Neil Fallon on The MetalSucks Podcast #455 September 12th, 2022 at 8:00am MetalSucks Epic wordsmith Neil Fallon joins the show.
Viral Vomit 0 Tommy Lee Shows the World Nothing New by Posting Nude Photo on the Internet August 11th, 2022 at 2:27pm Hesher Keenan More like “Got Naked,” right Tommy Lee?
Worst Week Ever 0 Phil Anselmo Says Dimebag and Vinnie Paul Would Want Pantera Reunion to Happen, 10 Metal Bands You Definitely Saw in the 2010s, and More Top Stories of the Week August 6th, 2022 at 10:32am Em Shadows Also includes Lamb of God, Steel Panther and Mötley Crüe, Divine Heresy and more!
Worst Week Ever 0 Tommy Lee Appears to Use a Backing Track, Lorna Shore Crush Sold-Out Lollapalooza Set, and More Top Stories of the Week July 30th, 2022 at 1:17pm Em Shadows Also includes Mudvayne’s Chad Gray, Pearl Jam, Pantera and more!
Haterade 0 Hanoi Rocks’ Andy McCoy Says Vince Neil Never Apologized for the Car Crash that Killed Their Drummer: “Every Time I See Him, He Runs Away” July 25th, 2022 at 12:44pm Emperor Rhombus “Because he knows what I’d do.”
What the...?? 0 Disturbed’s David Draiman Says Vince Neil Is “Sounding Good, Looking Healthy,” Might Want to Get His Ears and Eyes Checked July 18th, 2022 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus This is just a pretty blatant falsehood.
