Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 12, 2015 May 12th, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Some of this week’s many heavy new releases have naked ladies on their covers!
Editorials 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Teenage Metal Rules the June Issue April 23rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Noisem make sparks fly, and Death Angel get inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Friday 5 0 The Five Most Metal David Hasselhoff Videos Of All Time April 17th, 2015 at 3:02pm Emperor Rhombus If you haven’t seen the “True Survivor” video yet, you’re […]
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
New Stuff 0 Leviathan’s “Gardens of Coprolite” May Give You Nightmares February 25th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg This is some scary (fossilized) sh*t right here.
Cinemetal 0 Battlefield Earth Star to Appear in Feature Film Directing Debut from Slipknot’s Clown February 23rd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He was also wonderful in the role of “White Carjacker (uncredited)” in Bad Boys.
Br00tal-lists 0 Sammy O’Hagar’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2014 December 2nd, 2014 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Behemoth! Tombs! Mastodon!
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #1: Manowar November 14th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most metal metal band of all time!!!
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #2: Iron Maiden November 13th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein So as it turns out, the number of the beast is actually two.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #3: Slayer November 12th, 2014 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Still reigning.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #4: Metallica November 11th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Everyone assumed they’d be #1! Everyone was wrong! (But they still did really well.)
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #5: Pantera November 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get your pull!
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #6: Judas Priest November 7th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Judas Priest wrote the book on heavy metal in the ’80s.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top 11 Obscure Nu-Metal Albums Ever Made November 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because sometimes you have to dig down to the D-rate bands to find the truly good stuff!
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #7: Megadeth November 6th, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF The best players, the baddest songs, the blackest vibes: Megadeth.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #8: Death November 5th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Chuck. Mutha. Fuggin. Schuldiner.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #9: Motörhead November 4th, 2014 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus If you argue that Motörhead aren’t a metal band, you’re an idiot or an attention whore.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: There’s The ‘Dor November 4th, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In this week’s column, Eddie examines the lucha libre wrestling league, Lucha Underground.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #10: Carcass November 3rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Few bands have managed to evolve so quickly without sacrificing the quality.