New Stuff 0 THE WAIT IS OVER! Stream Carcass’ Surgical Steel Right Now!!! September 6th, 2013 at 1:25pm Axl Rosenberg HUZZAH!!!
The Webernets 0 The Absence Crowdfunding New Music and Tour September 6th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band promises to “bring out the best in moms.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Max Cavalera/Greg Puciato/Troy Sanders Supergroup Begins Recording Debut September 6th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not sure if Nate Newton is still involved or not.
Jumping Darkness Parade 0 Jumping Darkness Parade with Eyal Levi: Putting in the Work, Volume 1 (Zakk Wylde) September 6th, 2013 at 11:30am MetalSucks Never neglect the basics; the importance of pentatonics.
Reviews 0 Vattnet Viskar’s Sky Swallower Breaks Some Genre Molds And Offers Welcome Glimpses Of Hope September 6th, 2013 at 11:00am Kip Wingerschmidt Another fine entry in a significant year of black metal’s evolution…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Winds of Plague Announce New Anthrax Album September 6th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wait, that’s not right.
This Sucks 0 Necrophobic Comment on Tobias Sidegård Abuse Allegations September 6th, 2013 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Necrophobic do not confirm or deny their collective stance on their lead singer’s case.
The Webernets 0 Hope You Have Some Cash Saved Up… ‘Cause Ben Koller from Converge is Selling His Humidifier! September 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “OH MY GAWD, you mean my air can be moistened by the same machine that moistened Ben’s air?!?!?!”
Contests 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein Abominator Prize Pack September 5th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Got a good caption to the above photo? Come on, this one’s easy.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: High on Fire Hall of Fame September 5th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Surrounded by Thieves is surrounded by praise.
\m/ 0 You Absolutely NEED the Dethlehem Foam Battle Sword 9000 September 5th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein This product will make your life 100000% better.
\m/ 0 This Austrian Teacher Made a Korpiklaani Video with His Students September 5th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What did YOUR kids do in school today?
Reviews 0 Armed for Apocalypse’s The Road Will End: Disaster Porn Done Right September 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks A killer soundtrack for the end of days.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: Alice in Chains Double Feature September 5th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg AiC release not one but TWO new videos.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Hip-Hop Sextet World’s Fair is Down with… Burzum? September 5th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today in “HUH?”
Music Dorkery 0 Introducing the Shred-o-Meter, the World’s First Musical Note Speedometer September 5th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It measures your playing in NPS — notes per second.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Best-Kept Secrets Of The Sky September 5th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Progressive Doom comes of age. U jam!
The Webernets 0 A Day in the Life of Revocation on Summer Slaughter September 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Have you ever seen what 50 water bottles full of piss looks like? Now’s your chance. Also: dicks.
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Exclusive: Meek is Murder Everything is Awesome Nothing Matters Video Report from GodCity Studio September 5th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s informative, it’s funny, AND it features some new music!
Contests 0 Euroblast 2013: Vote to Choose the Final Band! September 5th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Twenty finalists, only one slot.
0 - BREAKING: Ex-Suffokate Vocalist Ricky Hoover Successfully Undergoes Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery
0 - Report: “The Number of Heavy Metal Bands in a Given Country is Associated with its Wealth and Affluence”
