Cinemetal 0 Watch Moms Watch a Norma Jean Video September 25th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I hope no one’s lactose intolerant!”
Metal in the Media 0 Stephen Colbert Cops To Liking St. Anger on Metallica’s Colbert Report Appearance September 25th, 2013 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein And gives the band some good old fashioned joshing.
Tour de Force 0 Ex-God Forbid Guitarist Doc Coyle to Play Bass for Unearth on Upcoming Tour September 25th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Actual quote from Doc: “I can’t wait to spend a month together smelling Unearth’s farts.”
This Sucks 0 BREAKING: Sylosis in RV Accident, Three Members Hospitalized September 25th, 2013 at 1:17pm Axl Rosenberg We don’t know which three members, or how bad their injuries are, though.
Rigged 0 Rigged: Havok Guitarist David Sanchez September 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The Havok axehole breaks down his rig from start to finish for all to see.
Cinemetal 0 Most Inadvertently Hilarious Terrible Metal Video Ever of the Day: V’s “The Dark” September 25th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I mean if that opening crawl doesn’t already have you laughing…
Barbarous Book Club 0 Cynic’s Paul Masvidal Produced Music for Jim Carrey’s Children’s Book How Roland Rolls September 25th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Masvidal worked with Jim Carrey in the studio to write and record an EP accompaniment to the book.
...And F*ck You Too 0 This Video About The Butcher Babies’ Tour Bus Sure is Informative! September 25th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Ever wonder where the driver sits while driving???
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot’s Clown Makes Clown Masks Now September 25th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg For the low, low price of jus $500!!!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Tommy Lee Got Into a Fight with Nicolas Cage’s Son September 25th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Apparently while Nicolas Cage and Vince Neil watched.
Tour de Force 0 Melvins to Play Phil Anselmo’s Housecore Horror Fest; Drummer Dale Crover Will Perform with Eyehategod September 25th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg This thing just keeps better and better.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! September 24th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Win stuff! YAY!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Welcome Back, Melt-Banana We Love U September 24th, 2013 at 4:30pm Anso DF Six years and one national disaster later, a spaz-grind band returns for their first US fans
This Sucks 0 Metallica Weren’t Allowed to Play “Master of Puppets” in China September 24th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Interesting, if not exactly shocking, news.
New Stuff 0 Halestorm Second Metal Band in As Many Months to Cover Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” September 24th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also the second metal band to fuck it up.
New Stuff 0 You Stream Now! Vulture Industries, The Tower September 24th, 2013 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein “The Tower is both a granite slab of moody European metal and an amusingly flexible chunk of heavy prog.”
Cinemetal 0 Watch the Trailer for Fameless, The New Comedic Reality Series Starring Mastodon’s Brent Hinds September 24th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know, I can’t believe I just typed that headline, either!
Reviews 0 Noctum’s Final Sacrifice: Rockin’, Yes, Scary, No September 24th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Swedish retro-rockers do enough right to overcome the things they do wrong.
New Stuff 0 New Alter Bridge Album Fortress: U Jam? #hardrock September 24th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Three-fourths of Creed turns in an [un]surprisingly strong fourth effort.
Black Collar Workers 0 Live in Ontario? Looking for a Home? Call Kittie Drummer Mercedes Lander! September 24th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because she sells real estate now.
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