Music Dorkery 0 Audiohammer Studios’ Eyal Levi Returns to creativeLIVE for “Digital Drums with EZDrummer” Follow-Up Course October 9th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg $40 gets you a nine-and-a-half hour lesson on EZDrummer from one of the top production professionals in metal!
What the...?? 0 Metallica’s Kirk Hammett Thinks that “Lulu is Some of the Best Stuff We’ve Done” October 1st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In related news, Kirk Hammett has never heard Master of Puppets.
\m/ 0 This Austrian Teacher Made a Korpiklaani Video with His Students September 5th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What did YOUR kids do in school today?
Metal in the Media 0 Scientific Proof: New Study Shows Being a Guitarist Will Get Men Laid June 10th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A newly released study conducted in France (where else?) concludes […]
Studio Stuff 0 Another New Revocation In-Studio Video, Another New Snippet of New Music May 14th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg CRIKEY!
Tweet Twat 0 Attila Vocalist Says Stupid Thing, Apologizes for Saying Stupid Thing April 15th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He was hoping he’d be known for his music, but instead he’ll be known for his idiotic tweets.
What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Vocalist Endorses Tenga’s Deep Throat Cup for Masturbatory Pleasure January 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Everything in the headline is true.
Studio Stuff 0 Start Getting Stoked: Agoraphobic Nosebleed Have Entered the Studio January 10th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg THANK YOU GOD!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Oh My God, Ted Nugent is SUCH a STUPID REDNECK F*CKFACE January 10th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He compares gun owners to Rosa Parks.
Studio Stuff 0 Living Colour Are in the Studio Recording a New Album, Planning Vivid 25th Anniversary Tour January 4th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Hopefully we get both in 2013.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Former Attack Attack! Bassist John Holgado is the Stupidest Human Being Ever December 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Warning: reading his statement as to why he quit the band WILL make you stupider.
Rampant Rumors 0 WHOA: Are Carcass Recording a New Studio Album??? November 29th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rumor has it the band is recording their first studio album in seventeen years.
This Sucks 0 Translator Audio and The South Sound Studios in Brooklyn Destroyed by Hurricane Sandy November 2nd, 2012 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Gowanus Canal floodwaters decimate newly-constructed studio and wipe out 20 years worth of gear.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Unconscious Disturbance, Ironhorse, Apathy October 24th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein New music from three more excellent unsigned bands.
What the...?? 0 A Brilliant Publicity Stunt, An Incredibly Stupid Act October 22nd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Blood Duster are taking a stand against… well, nothing, really.
The Webernets 0 “LET THE RAPING BEGIN!”: FIRST INTERVIEW WITH NEW GWAR GUITARIST PUSTULUS MAXIMUS October 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Buck up, fucko! You get to go out there and fuck all the coke you can do pussy with!”
Black Collar Workers 0 NEW STUDY CLAIMS THAT THOSE WHO DOWNLOAD THE MOST MUSIC ILLEGALLY ALSO PURCHASE THE MOST MUSIC LEGALLY October 18th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Needless to say, the RIAA disagrees.
Studio Stuff 0 CILICE ARE IN THE STUDIO October 11th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything from Dutch […]
New Stuff 0 NEW JEFF LOOMIS SONG: “DEATH METAL TYPE STUFF” IS DEATH METALLY October 4th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Back in June we got extremely excitebike when Jeff Loomis touring guitarist […]
Studio Stuff 0 JEFF LOOMIS IS ENTERING THE STUDIO NEXT WEEK TO RECORD “DEATH METAL TYPE STUFF” June 22nd, 2012 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Jeff Loomis released Plains of Oblivion on April 9th, only […]