Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: VHS Glitch, Evil Technology July 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Sometimes you just wanna slow fuck your lover on the side from behind when you wake up in the morning, not pound / get pounded mercilessly after a drunken night out, ya know?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Is Dirt Fest 2015 The Place Where Vinnie Paul and Phil Anselmo Make Up? July 10th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus Probably not, but hey, we can dream.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 30, 2015 June 30th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Mutoid Man, Refused, Straight Line Stitch, Wilson, Thy Art Is Murder, Dew-Scented, Author & Punisher, and tons more for your long wknd!
Editorials 0 Editorial: Your Dead Metal Heroes Were No Angels June 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t disservice our fallen heroes by giving them a friggin’ halo.
Haterade 0 Phil Labonte: “SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT [CAITLYN] JENNER.” June 3rd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The All That Remains frontman has some choice words about the media attention given to Jenner’s transition.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 2, 2015 June 2nd, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s new metal releases include albums by Skinless, Maruta, Paradise Lost, The Darkness, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 12, 2015 May 12th, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Some of this week’s many heavy new releases have naked ladies on their covers!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 5, 2015 May 5th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund We have the best job in the universe: here are 65 heavy new releases for you! Your life will never be the same!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 28, 2014 April 28th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund This week’s heavy new releases include Bell Witch, A Secret Revealed, Monolord, The Crinn, Muse, and lots of stuff liked by European people.
Friday 5 0 The Five Most Metal David Hasselhoff Videos Of All Time April 17th, 2015 at 3:02pm Emperor Rhombus If you haven’t seen the “True Survivor” video yet, you’re […]
New Stuff 0 At Last! Listen to the Entire Studio Recording of Skinless’ “Serpenticide” April 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Wiqqed.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 14, 2015 April 14th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund So wait, she has a dong? What are we looking at here?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Hells Yeah: Hells Headbangers Fest Returns with Inquisition, High Spirits April 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Anso DF The second Hells Headbash’s 35 acts range from crust metal to scum metal, the horribly awesome to the awesomely horrible
SnarkNotes 0 SnarkNotes: “Fuel” by Metallica April 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A detailed analysis of James Hetfield’s finest poetic offering.
What the...?? 0 Royal Thunder’s Mlny Parsonz Opens Up About Being in a Cult March 31st, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The Royal Thunder frontwoman offers a candid recount of a scary experience she had with the cult.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 24, 2015 March 24th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Oceano, Liturgy, Fulgora, The Monolith Deathcult, Groan, Karyn Crisis, Unrest and 50 more heavy new releases. No big whoop.
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
Editorials 0 Informal Reader Poll: Whose Message Has Changed? March 18th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Which bands mean something very different today than they once did?
Metal in the Media 0 Associated Press Confuses Millionaire Murderer of People, Robert Durst, for Millionaire Murderer of Good Taste, Fred Durst March 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sadly, the error did not result in Fred Durst’s arrest.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 24, 2015 February 24th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund We got 70 heavy new releases — wanna listen to any of ’em? All That Remains, Benighted, Ensiferum, Griever, Carach Angren, Rob Zombie, Torche, Pelican, Nasty, and more.
