Cooking Contaminated 0 Someone Please Give Old Man Gloom’s Santos Montano the Money to Open a Metal-Themed Taco Restaurant RIGHT NOW August 28th, 2017 at 4:28pm Axl Rosenberg I would settle for a taco truck or stand.
Breaking the Law 0 Man Who Claims to Have Invented Ghost’s “Papa Emeritus” Character Speaks Out June 15th, 2017 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein The person who invented Papa Emeritus was NOT Tobias Forge: “Around 2005 I sketched a stage character for myself to be called Papa Emeritus.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 More Video of Ivan Moody’s Meltdown During Five Finger Death Punch Set Now Available June 13th, 2017 at 1:27pm Vince Neilstein SO MUCH DRAMA! Even more than we’d originally thought.
Metal Legacies 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Films Sequel to His Infamous Pool Interview from Decline of Western Civilization Part II May 4th, 2017 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg He may be sober now, but he’s not any smarter.
Moppet Metal 0 Little Kid Nails Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters,” Announces Himself as a Future Lothario March 20th, 2017 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Ladies, try not to melt.
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Hitting the Ice with Protest the Hero’s Cameron McLellan March 16th, 2017 at 3:14pm Vincent Romanelli Plus: every game counts a little more and the intensity has ramped up as the playoffs draw near.
Guest Columns 0 Five Things You Can Learn from Meshuggah March 10th, 2017 at 11:26am MetalSucks Study this, learn it well, and someday, your band might be ten percent as good as Meshuggah.
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Deadline Recap March 7th, 2017 at 11:04am Vincent Romanelli Lots of trades to fuel playoff-contending teams’ runs down the stretch.
Cinemetal 0 Want to Star in a Horror Flick Called Death Metal? Here’s your Chance! February 7th, 2017 at 11:36am MetalSucks They’re looking for musicians to contribute music and people to join the film crew as well!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 17: THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! January 3rd, 2017 at 9:45am MetalSucks Making picks for the playoffs, and looking at coaches that got the axe.
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Blue Jackets are on Fire, Canucks are a Dumpster Tire Fire December 24th, 2016 at 1:27pm Vincent Romanelli Assessing the NHL season so far as we head into the holiday break.
The Peanut Gallery 0 Liberal MetalSucks Reader Questions Our Approach to Politics — Read Our Response December 14th, 2016 at 1:57pm MetalSucks “Yet day in and day out I’m disgusted by the method and tone by which you advocate for values that I myself share. Why is that?”
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Eleven Non-Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Includes Beyoncé, Kanye, Raffi, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Vince Neilstein’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2016 December 5th, 2016 at 2:02pm Vince Neilstein Youth Code, Vektor, Gojira, Sumac and more!
Pummeling Politics 0 Las Vegas Oddsmakers Give Dave Mustaine 200-to-1 Odds at Presidency in 2020 Over Trump November 9th, 2016 at 2:21pm Vince Neilstein His probability of being elected places in between Rick Perry and Kanye West, and just ahead of Ken Bone and Ric Flair.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: October 21, 2016 October 21st, 2016 at 9:00am Anso DF Hello 56 heavy new releases, goodbye weekend! Obituary, Korn, Destrage, Anagnorisis, The Pretty Reckless, Plans Mistaken For Stares, Pantera, The Last Ten Seconds of Life, and more more more
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 AxFacts: The History Behind MetalSucks’ Most Cherished Meme, Part 1 October 17th, 2016 at 2:45pm MetalSucks Chain sets out to shed light on the elaborate history of one of our most cherished memes.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: October 7, 2016 October 7th, 2016 at 9:30am Anso DF Listen to all 50 heavy new releases for this week!! Start with Decomposed, then Endalok, Take Over And Destroy, Mouth Of The Architect, Meshuggah, The Devil Wears Prada, Alter Bridge, and many more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 23, 2016 September 23rd, 2016 at 9:33am Anso DF Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases from Trap Them, Operation: Mindcrime, Sahg, Every Time I Diet, Sisters of Suffocation, Neurosis, Crobot, Giraffe Dong Orchestra, and tons more!!!
Lolz 0 Glenn Danzig Wanted to be a Pro-Wrestler September 13th, 2016 at 1:29pm MetalSucks He decided to put away his childish dreams to be the frontman for a horror punk band instead.
