Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Hate Eternal Still Not Done With New Album May 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks More like Wait Eternal, amirite?
Black Collar Workers 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Thinks You, Too, Can Be A Millionaire! May 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus He’s running running entrepreneurial classes on Warped Tour.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Former Skeletonwitch Vocalist Chance Garnette Admits to Drinking Problem, Claims He Read About His Fill-In on the Internet April 3rd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow wow wow.
Cinemetal 0 Today in Social Commentary: Primitive Man’s Very-NSFW New Music Video for “Bag Man” March 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein From the heaviest metal record you will hear all year comes this very sardonic video.
Retrospective 0 Exclusive Therapy Session Transcript: Slayer’s Hell Awaits Freaks Out About Turning Thirty February 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Slayer’s second album, like so many of us, struggles with hitting the big 3-0.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Exclusive Book Excerpt: Confessions of a Heretic by Behemoth’s Nergal February 24th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks At last: the English translation arrives March 19!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Coincidence? Coal Chamber Tease New Music and JNCOs Announce Relaunch ON THE SAME DAY February 19th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Euthanize your children now, for the end is nigh.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Full Album Stream: Primitive Man, Home is Where the Hatred Is February 17th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks This is the heaviest thing you will hear all day.
...And F*ck You Too 0 The Grammys: Still F*cking Bullsh*t February 9th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Comedians covering Dio trump Mastodon, Mastodon trump everyone.
...And F*ck You Too 0 All That Remains’ Phil Labonte: “The Only People that Have a Legit Grievance when it Comes to Any Racial Slurs is the Black Community” January 21st, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Asians, Hispanics, and Inuit!
The Webernets 0 Blake Judd’s Metal-Archives.com Entry is Hilarious December 16th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein First line: “Blake Judd is a prolific scammer who collects money for merchandise and does not send it.”
Metal Mysteries 0 Metal-Related Questions I Jotted Down When I Was Baked December 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.
Breaking the Law 0 AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd Arrested AGAIN December 4th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Oy gevalt.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2014, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part IV December 3rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Between the Buried and Me, Tombs, Primordial, Audrey Horne, Call of the Void, Old Wounds, and Blockheads.
Editorials 0 Pro-Wrestling Legend The Iron Sheik Reviews Metallica, Ozzy, Motörhead and More November 6th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this, you fucking jabroni.
This Sucks 0 Christian Zealot Murders Teen Metalhead in Oklahoma October 31st, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Deceased nineteen-year-old Jacob Crockett loved bands like Black Sabbath, Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus, and Mayhem.
Cinemetal 0 Keanu Reeves Blames a Bloated Budget for Delay of Bill & Ted 3 October 13th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The first draft of the script would have cost almost as much as Guardians of the Galaxy to produce.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Jim Root Alleges He Was Fired from Stone Sour Via a Phone Call September 30th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Keep it classy, Stone Sour!
Reviews 0 Album Review: Nonpoint’s Latest Should Return to Whence it Came September 26th, 2014 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Ewww. Just….eww.
New Stuff 0 Listen to TWO Leaked Machine Head Songs Right Now September 25th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Someone at iTunes UK screwed the pooch, but the band is rolling with the punches and encouraging fans to listen/share.
