Music Dorkery 220 BUT WHERE WILL MARIA BRINK BE WITHOUT HER BLUE DRESS?!?! March 8th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve spoken at length in the past about In This […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 290 “TATTOOS AND TEQUILA” VIDEO: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT VINCE NEIL COULDN’T SINK ANY LOWER February 19th, 2010 at 11:32am Axl Rosenberg When I sat down to watch “Tattoos and Tequila,” the […]
Rampant Rumors 670 HOWARD JONES, WHERE ART THOU? February 10th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE! From Phil LaBonte’s Twitter account: So it sounds like […]
What the...?? 910 ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‘S SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE February 3rd, 2010 at 4:42pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re the one person in the world who […]
Cinemetal 340 “FEAR CAMPAIGN” VIDEO: A THOUGHTFUL REVIEW FROM A PERSON WHO MAKES RECKLESS ACCUSATIONS ABOUT DINO CAZARES EATING BABIES February 3rd, 2010 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Somone is inevitably going to read the critique I am […]
Reviews 800 MECHANIZE: A THOUGHTFUL REVIEW FROM A PERSON WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS FEAR FACTORY February 3rd, 2010 at 9:46am Sammy O'Hagar Say what you will about Fear Factory – you’re probably […]
Readers' Choice 100 TOM, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU: MY THOUGHTS ON DYSCARNATE January 29th, 2010 at 4:33pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Tom Fassnidge opines: I’ve been e-mailing the Mansion […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 580 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL’S THOUGHTS ON NAMM 2010 January 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Went to NAMM, fucked a bunch of bitches, did a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2010: THOU, SUMMIT January 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Thou Summit Label – TBD Release date – TBD Louisiana’s […]
Editorials 2160 UNDEROATH THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE BABY BEFORE YOU HAD SEX January 12th, 2010 at 11:26am Axl Rosenberg Despite what you may think, I don’t have a problem […]
Reviews 150 REISSUES AS A LEARNING TOOL: CONVULSE’S WORLD WITHOUT GOD January 5th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Gotta be honest: I didn’t know Finland’s Convulse before the […]
Editorials 80 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT “PRESSURE” WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME METAL SONG December 16th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before we had pubes or had discovered metal, we thought […]
Viral Vomit 60 DEEP THOUGHTS WITH DEVIN: IN WHICH HEVY DEVY OPINES ON THE NATURE OF INFINITY, BLOWJOBS December 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Devin Townsend is releasing one “Deep Thoughts” video per week […]
Editorials 440 I THOUGHT GLENN DANZIG WAS MY FRIEND, BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY A WARLOCK December 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remember the video for Danzig’s “Mother?” With the requisite blond […]
\m/ 280 F*CK GEORGE HANDY, HERE’S “DEEP THOUGHTS WITH DEVIN TOWNSEND” December 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll keep this short and sweet: Devin Townsend’s genius knows […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 1140 RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT THE DIMEBAG TRIBUTE ALBUM December 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s hard to believe that Dime has been gone for […]
This Sucks 60 YOU WON’T HAVE TO FEAR THESE THOUGHTS MUCH LONGER November 30th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just a couple of weeks ago the mighty Devin Townsend […]
Haterade 900 LOOK, I’VE MANAGED TO GO ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD FLYFLEAF SUCK! November 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoops. I guess I just blew it.
New Stuff 290 ANYONE WANNA LISTEN TO PANTERA WITHOUT LISTENING TO PANTERA? November 4th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Pros and cons of streaming the new Throwdown album, Deathless:
Haterade 320 ANYONE WANNA LISTEN TO AC/DC WITHOUT LISTENING TO AC/DC? November 4th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Vince really likes Buckcherry, but I’ve never gotten into any […]
