Music Dorkery 450 SOME OF THE BEST READER-SUGGESTED ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I attempted to clarify the meaning of the phrase […]
Vicious Vacation 160 HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT SARS AND LEARNED TO LOVE HORSE MEAT January 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I went to Hong Kong on my Christmas vacation. How’s […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 MOAR OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT January 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D In the first installment of “OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT […]
Br00tal-lists 190 SATAN ROSENBLOOM’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:30pm Satan Rosenbloom 1. Ludicra, The Tenant (Profound Lore) While I’ve been impressed […]
Question of the Week 1110 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION November 24th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Question of the Week 3090 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT BANDS DO YOU HATE THAT YOU HAVE SEEN LIVE MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS OPENING FOR SOMEONE YOU LIKE? November 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Green Eggs and Slam 960 SOME OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT November 16th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D When I am not trolling simple-minded, entry-level elitists, I enjoy […]
Green Eggs and Slam 670 DO U REMEMBER ANUS.COM???? November 5th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Longtime metallers will remember a time in which it was […]
Album of the Day 110 ALBUM OF THE DAY: DEEDS OF FLESH, TRADING PIECES November 4th, 2010 at 10:00am Sergeant D While I think of their later albums as he absolute […]
The Webernets 1260 THE END OF THE KARATE MOSHPIT TREND?? October 27th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein That statement may be a bit premature, but if the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2000 CULT BANDS YOU WOULD’VE HATED/IGNORED IN 1995 October 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sergeant D While these days metal fandom is basically just a contest […]
Music Premieres 400 NEW MUSIC BY THE FACELESS! NEW MUSIC BY THE FACELESS!!! October 18th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Neither Vince nor myself were able to make it to […]
...And F*ck You Too 1270 HOW TO LOOK LIKE A HOT METAL CHICK September 30th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Remember when Sergeant D. found that totally awesome instructional video […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1710 IS DEMOLISHER THE WORLD’S HEAVIEST BAND??? September 15th, 2010 at 3:30pm Sergeant D It has been my life’s work to find the heaviest […]
Green Eggs and Slam 300 ALL OUT WAR’S MIKE SCORE ON METALCORE, MYSPACE, AND MORE August 20th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D It might be hard for all you self-righteous, 22 year-old […]
Contests 530 THE SECOND ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST: VOTE FOR THE WINNER! August 18th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, kiddies. There were a lot of good entries this […]
Interviews 200 ALL SHALL PERISH’S BEN ORUM ON THE BAND’S NEW LINEUP, NEW ALBUM, AND SUMMER SLAUGHTER August 13th, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks All Shall Perish have seen, in the words of guitarist […]
Tour de Force 350 AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! August 4th, 2010 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg There’s really almost nothing to say about a tour headlined […]
Readers' Choice 470 READERS’ CHOICE RANDOMS! August 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Will you people stop sending us really good bands? There […]
Green Eggs and Slam 190 IF U LIKE POWER VIOLENCE, U WILL HEART BLACK ARMY JACKET July 13th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D As many of you know, I am the definitive authority […]
