Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! May 13th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you can tell me what the fuck this says, I will mail you some free shit.
New Stuff 0 Trap Them’s New Song is Infernally Organic May 13th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s also psychedelic and evil.
Tour de Force 0 New Cynic Tour Dates Will Turn North American Fans Into Optimists May 13th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even a Gloomy Gus like me thinks this is terrific news.
New Stuff 0 “Manifest Desolate”: Origin Release First Song with New Vocalist Jason Keyser May 13th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg And it’s good!
Tour de Force 0 Sunn O))), Immortal, and Converge Added to 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos May 13th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg And Profound Lore are sponsors!!!
Viral Vomit 0 Fully Grown American Man Posts All-Growled Vocal Cover of Babymetal’s “Megitsune”… in Japanese May 13th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Never has Babymetal been so grizzly.
Metal Merch 0 Today in Interesting Merch: Metal Band Baby Bibs and Onesies May 13th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I will never have to use this bullshit Photoshopped image again!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Mike Portnoy Chimes in on the Queensryche Band Name Settlement May 13th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Admiral Bluebeard has plenty to say.
Tour de Force 0 Oy, This Shadows Fall Tour May 13th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Band announces incomplete tour routing a month before it starts :(
New Stuff 0 The Killing Stream: Listen to the New Misery Index Album Right Now! May 13th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck yeah!
Tour de Force 0 Prepare to Be Stoned: Boris Announce Tour with The Atlas Moth and SubRosa May 13th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein You will get high and you will also have figurative sonic stones lofted your way by all parties.
New Stuff 0 “Talk Sh*t, Get Shot”: Body Count’s New Single is the Best Song Ever Written May 13th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg And I’m not just saying that so that Ice-T doesn’t murder me… I swear!
Haterade 0 Vik Guitars Founder’s Homophobic Comments Rile Members of Periphery and Scar Symmetry May 13th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Kuletski did not take to well to last week’s revelation about Cynic’s core members.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 13, 2014 May 13th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund We hand you forty new records. How many will you love?
This Sucks 0 R.I.P. H.R. Giger May 13th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The legendary artist has died at age 74.
Music Dorkery 0 Slayer’s “War Ensemble” Covered on the Ukulele May 12th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Finally! Something that both Slayer fans and ukulele enthusiasts can enjoy together!
Cinemetal 0 Goatwhore’s Ben Falgoust Says You Should Listen to Vallenfyre May 12th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Watch the new Vallenfyre video. So heavy.
Cinemetal 0 Big Tom and the Guns are My New Favorite Terrible Band May 12th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Although there’s a slight chance that they’re trolling.
Cinemetal 0 Killitorous Don’t Suck Sh*t May 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But they did write a pretty sweet song about sucking shit.
New Stuff 0 You’ll Look Sweet Upon the Seat of Kirk Hammett’s Bicycle Built for Two May 12th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to the Metallica guitarist’s cover of “Daisy Bell.”