Tour de Force 170 HOLY METALFEST, BATMAN! U.S. FINALLY JUMPS ON THE EUROPEAN FESTIVAL BANDWAGON. February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein In the summer of 2006, before MetalSucks was even a […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE OVERDOSED ON POT BROWNIES January 30th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I booked our flight to Atlanta for Scion […]
Cinemetal 80 “…gotta love Soilwork! its Soilwork goddamit!” January 28th, 2009 at 2:45pm Axl Rosenberg The splendidly worded (and completely, 100% grammatically correct) phrase above […]
Rampant Rumors 440 WHO WILL CO-HEADLINE WITH SLLLLAAAAYYYYEEEERRRR? January 23rd, 2009 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg So apprently Slayer are gonna announce their co-headlining tour mates […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE WENT BERZERK January 16th, 2009 at 6:15pm Vince Neilstein Next week the U.S. gets a new President, thank fucking […]
Reviews 40 PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM: WINO FOLLOWS HIS MUSE WHEREVER THE HELL IT TAKES HIM ON SOLO DEBUT January 14th, 2009 at 11:42am Satan Rosenbloom I posit a theory: Scott “Wino” Weinrich = doom metal’s […]
Contests 150 SHOW US YOUR MOST METAL FACE, WIN A SIGNATURE MODEL BLOODBATH GUITAR! January 5th, 2009 at 4:40pm MetalSucks 2008 was a huge year for Sweden’s legendary Bloodbath, with […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 5 OF 8 December 25th, 2008 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Mazel tov to Ben Keegan, who correctly answered last night’s […]
Music Dorkery 520 J.S. BACH = THE MOST METAL OF ALL COMPOSERS December 24th, 2008 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Rather than the usual aural assault, this morning I decided […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 1 OF 8 December 21st, 2008 at 6:57pm MetalSucks Ahh, Hannukkah. The Festival of Lights. Like every Jewish holiday, […]
Br00tal-lists 160 BEST METAL DVDS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause sometimes, we like to watch shit, too.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF THE ROADRUNNER UNITED: THE CONCERT DVD December 1st, 2008 at 5:09pm Axl Rosenberg Well, one thing is clear about last week’s logo: the […]
Interviews 100 JEW ON JEW WITH GENGHIS TRON’S MOOKIE SINGERMAN November 18th, 2008 at 1:33pm Vince Neilstein When I posted the inaugural edition of Jew on Jew […]
Editorials 340 BLACKIE’S CLUELESS: “I WANNA BE SEAN HANNITY” November 4th, 2008 at 3:45pm Corey Mitchell Former buzzsaw cod-piece wearing, red meat slinging, naked woman whipping, […]
Reviews 170 FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE REVIEW YOU October 28th, 2008 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar When Michael Jackson released his “comeback” album earlier this decade, […]
Reviews 150 BUT WE STILL WANNA HAVE PETER DOLVING’S BABY October 16th, 2008 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The Haunted have always offered us, the discerning metal listener, […]
Editorials 100 FOO FIGHTERS TELL JOHN MCCAIN TO F*CK OFF October 9th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, not quite. But I’d like to imagine that’s what […]
Cinemetal 30 INTRONAUT INJECTION September 23rd, 2008 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg The only person I know who loves Intronaut more than […]
Admin 7700 WELCOME TO METALSUCKS METALLICASUCKS September 11th, 2008 at 9:00am MetalSucks Tomorrow, after all the months of hype and speculation and […]
Reunion Mania 100 SAIGON KICK IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!! September 10th, 2008 at 1:51pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I have been waiting, oh, about 12 years […]
