Tour de Force 0 Here are the Dates for the First Byzantine Tour in Seven Years! August 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Nobody Beats The Byz.™
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
Contests 0 REMINDER: Entries Into the MetalSucks/Relapse Records Get Stabby with Iron Reagan Contest Due by September 12!!! August 29th, 2014 at 2:40pm MetalSucks Do you love Iron Reagan? Are you excited for their […]
Cinemetal 0 Let There Be a Trailer for the Documentary Let There Be Gwar! August 29th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It looks entertaining AND educational!
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: This Japanese Fast Food Mascot Had a Rough Day August 29th, 2014 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Hopefully the MetalSucks shirt cheered him up.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ape of God: New Old Man Gloom Album Coming in November! August 29th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg High fives!!!
New Stuff 0 Time to Get to Know Morgoth August 29th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The old school death metallers return with their first new track in 18 years.
Cinemetal 0 Watch The Dillinger Escape Plan’s Ben Weinman Interview Mastodon’s Brent Hinds August 29th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg “Party smasher” indeed!
Music Dorkery 0 Phil Anselmo Calls Metallica’s Load “A Terrible Record” August 29th, 2014 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Do you agree? Because if you don’t you’re wrong.
Moppet Metal 0 Video: Ridiculously Cute Child Recites the ABC’s Like a Heavy Metal Singer August 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “You’re so cute I want to rip off your head, stick it in a jar, and keep it next to my computer.”
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of the New Columns Album Please Explode August 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Shaddy Dread.
Rampant Rumors 0 Former Anthrax Vocalist Neil Turbin Claims He Was Almost the Singer for Metallica August 28th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Uh… really?
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: At the Gates’ The Red in the Sky is Ours Inducted Into the Hall of Fame! August 28th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks For those of you who only “go!” for Slaughter of the Soul’s infectious and influential riffage, you’ll be surprised to find four guys from that classic’s lineup making very different music just three years earlier.
Music Dorkery 0 Hey, Gear Nerds: Get Your Summer NAMM Coverage Here! August 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Jeff Loomis, Schecter, Blakhart Guitars, Ultimate Ears in-ear monitors and so much more.
New Stuff 0 The New Beyond Creation Song May Give You “Neurotical Transmissions” August 28th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg See what they did there?
New Stuff 0 1349’s “Exorcism” Goes Hard August 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein 1349’s forthcoming new album Massive Cauldron of Chaos is gonna be […]
\m/ 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Liberty Lush, “Fabricated Life” August 28th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Oh man, oh man.
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 Catching Up With Persekutor August 28th, 2014 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Still one of the funniest interview subjects we’ve ever encountered!
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #30: The Bad Chapter August 28th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If u wish there was a disease that felt like CANCER meets PARKINSON’S, inject yourself with this
0 - Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
