What the...?? 0 Ministry’s Al Jourgensen Discusses Sucking Dick, Sticking Vegetables Up His Ass August 14th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg You can’t make this shit up.
Editorials 0 New Theory: James Hetfield Should Start a Solo Instrumental Band May 6th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just hear me out on this one.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: WWTAMD? (What Would The Atlas Moth Do?) April 19th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to this week’s QOTW discussion! All pain is desire :)
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Now You Can Make Fake Members of Metallica Fake Skateboard! November 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallicats character skins available for Tony Hawk’s latest videogame.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DAVE’S NOT HERE MAN August 17th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Everybody’s entitled to an opinion, no matter […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 25 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE August 16th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg 5 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE” width=”267″ […]
Greatest Hits 0 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos May 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DIMEBAG 0 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos” width=”321″ […]
Black Collar Workers 0 POOR METALLICA CAN’T LIVE OFF OF ALBUM ROYALTIES ALONE ANYMORE May 22nd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So you think your favorite underground bands are the only […]
Metal Merch 0 LOOK AT THIS CONCEPT ART FROM METALLICA’S ABANDONED VIDEO GAME April 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard this before, but apparently back in ’03, […]
The Webernets 0 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN HAS ALWAYS HAD GOOD TASTE March 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this is kinda fun/funny. In 1994, Guitar World administered a […]
Editorials 750 NO, REALLY GUYS, THIS NEXT METALLICA ALBUM IS GONNA BE THE SH*T January 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Lars Ulrich, when will you ever learn? Metallica’s drummer […]
Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
...And F*ck You Too 420 Lars Ulrich’s Mouth Is Still Writing Checks His Music Can’t Cash October 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has […]
New Stuff 1000 OBLIGATORY POST ABOUT LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” (FULL SONG) September 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Loutallica, left to right: Rob Trujillo, Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, […]
Greatest Hits 3520 RIGHT NOW: MetalSucks & Metal Injection Live Snark The Big Four!!! September 14th, 2011 at 3:47pm MetalSucks We have successfully arrived at Yankee Stadium and are sitting […]
Br00tal-lists 1510 The Top 15 Reasons that Metallica are the Yankees of Metal September 8th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein With the Big 4 concert in NYC fast approaching, its […]
Cinemetal 440 FOUR TEENAGE GIRLS MAKE COLOR ME BADD-STYLE VIDEO FOR METALLICA’S “UNFORGIVEN” August 9th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bad news is that The PreZcotts, a group I […]
Album of the Day 460 ALBUM OF THE DAY — SPAWN: THE ALBUM July 25th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If memory serves, the Spawn movie which came out in […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 710 METALLICA MADE A RECORD WITH LOU REED June 16th, 2011 at 12:23am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to post at such an odd hour, but this […]
