Worst Week Ever 0 You Don’t Want To Be Geoff Rickly Right Now September 28th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Disgraced, robbed, poisoned — the dude might just want to go back to bed.
Show Reviews 0 Hip-Hop Fan/Total Stoner Chino Wongeno Reviews Riot Fest in Denver September 22nd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Chino Wongeno is fanatical about hip-hop, not metal. He is […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Milwaukee Venue Says What We’re All Thinking: No More Metalcore! September 21st, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Damn kids and their haircut music.
\m/ 0 Neill Jameson Calls Out Metal Chumps, Requests Common Decency August 28th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The Krieg mastermind tackles the issues facing women in the metal scene in an editorial for Decibel.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Marked Out/Missed the Mark, Summerslam August 27th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Eddie on Summerslam 2015.
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Miami Nights 1984, Turbulence August 9th, 2015 at 8:11pm Vince Neilstein Music made for the express purpose of, and directly inspired by, putting a crapload of yayo up your nose and feeling great all night long.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! July 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tell me what this silly band logo says, win some swag.
New Stuff 0 There is a Band Called Pissgrave — and They’re Great June 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Philadelphia death-doom band is more than just a purdy name.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Your Dead Metal Heroes Were No Angels June 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t disservice our fallen heroes by giving them a friggin’ halo.
...And F*ck You Too 0 High on Fire’s Matt Pike is a Conspiracy Theorist June 9th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg 9/11 was an inside job! NATO is going to take over America! Aliens live alongside us! THE FREEMASONS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TENACIOUS D. WINNING THE BEST METAL GRAMMY!!!
Tour de Force 0 Harm’s Way Still Do Not Understand Apostrophes, Will Tour Anyway June 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Also apparently did not graduate the fifth grade.
New Stuff 0 If You’ve Got a Problem, Terror Have “The Solution” May 18th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But hopefully it’s not the FINAL solution.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Godsmack Join The US Military (To Release A Single) May 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus We few, we happy few, we band of… Wiccan bikers, I guess?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Hate Eternal Still Not Done With New Album May 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks More like Wait Eternal, amirite?
Black Collar Workers 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Thinks You, Too, Can Be A Millionaire! May 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus He’s running running entrepreneurial classes on Warped Tour.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Former Skeletonwitch Vocalist Chance Garnette Admits to Drinking Problem, Claims He Read About His Fill-In on the Internet April 3rd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow wow wow.
Cinemetal 0 Today in Social Commentary: Primitive Man’s Very-NSFW New Music Video for “Bag Man” March 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein From the heaviest metal record you will hear all year comes this very sardonic video.
Retrospective 0 Exclusive Therapy Session Transcript: Slayer’s Hell Awaits Freaks Out About Turning Thirty February 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Slayer’s second album, like so many of us, struggles with hitting the big 3-0.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Exclusive Book Excerpt: Confessions of a Heretic by Behemoth’s Nergal February 24th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks At last: the English translation arrives March 19!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Coincidence? Coal Chamber Tease New Music and JNCOs Announce Relaunch ON THE SAME DAY February 19th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Euthanize your children now, for the end is nigh.