F-F-F-Feudin' 0 LG Petrov Can’t Keep His Former Guitarist From Making Entombed Beer March 17th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus That’s a real black eye if you’re trying to control a metal band.
This Sucks 0 Iron Maiden: Ed Force One Damaged in Collision, Band Unveils Record Store Day Release Art March 14th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The theme of “plane crashes” continues in Iron Maiden’s work and life.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Slaves Trash Their Record Label on Facebook for Taking Down Lyric Video January 25th, 2016 at 6:00am Emperor Rhombus The band rallies against “some dude in a suit collecting every cent we generate.”
Viral Vomit 0 Watch This Dude Completely Lose His Shit At A Tool Show January 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus And by ‘his shit,’ we mean ‘complete control of his upper body.’
Metal Legacies 0 Motörhead and Me December 30th, 2015 at 10:36am Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus shares some personal stories about Motorhead and what the band has meant to him.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Why Digital Panhandling is Embarrassing and Dumb December 2nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. takes a stand against crowdfunding.
Cinemetal 0 Dave Navarro’s Documentary About His Mom’s Murder Will Apparently Be A Nine Inch Nails Video October 28th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Jesus.
Worst Week Ever 0 You Don’t Want To Be Geoff Rickly Right Now September 28th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Disgraced, robbed, poisoned — the dude might just want to go back to bed.
Show Reviews 0 Hip-Hop Fan/Total Stoner Chino Wongeno Reviews Riot Fest in Denver September 22nd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Chino Wongeno is fanatical about hip-hop, not metal. He is […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Milwaukee Venue Says What We’re All Thinking: No More Metalcore! September 21st, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Damn kids and their haircut music.
\m/ 0 Neill Jameson Calls Out Metal Chumps, Requests Common Decency August 28th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The Krieg mastermind tackles the issues facing women in the metal scene in an editorial for Decibel.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Marked Out/Missed the Mark, Summerslam August 27th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Eddie on Summerslam 2015.
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Miami Nights 1984, Turbulence August 9th, 2015 at 8:11pm Vince Neilstein Music made for the express purpose of, and directly inspired by, putting a crapload of yayo up your nose and feeling great all night long.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! July 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tell me what this silly band logo says, win some swag.
New Stuff 0 There is a Band Called Pissgrave — and They’re Great June 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Philadelphia death-doom band is more than just a purdy name.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Your Dead Metal Heroes Were No Angels June 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t disservice our fallen heroes by giving them a friggin’ halo.
...And F*ck You Too 0 High on Fire’s Matt Pike is a Conspiracy Theorist June 9th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg 9/11 was an inside job! NATO is going to take over America! Aliens live alongside us! THE FREEMASONS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TENACIOUS D. WINNING THE BEST METAL GRAMMY!!!
Tour de Force 0 Harm’s Way Still Do Not Understand Apostrophes, Will Tour Anyway June 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Also apparently did not graduate the fifth grade.
New Stuff 0 If You’ve Got a Problem, Terror Have “The Solution” May 18th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But hopefully it’s not the FINAL solution.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Godsmack Join The US Military (To Release A Single) May 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus We few, we happy few, we band of… Wiccan bikers, I guess?
