Cinemetal 0 Metal Grasshopper, Episode 5: Phil and Dave Go To Couples Therapy December 16th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein In which they attempt to reinvent the steel.
Cinemetal 0 Artificial Brain’s New Computer Animated Music Video is Super Trippy December 16th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein From one of the year’s best death metal albums.
Cinemetal 0 Which Oscar Nominee Will Appear on the Debut Album by Mastodon/Dillinger Escape Plan Supergroup Giraffe Tongue Orchestra? December 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: she’s a natural born killer.
The Webernets 0 Blake Judd’s Metal-Archives.com Entry is Hilarious December 16th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein First line: “Blake Judd is a prolific scammer who collects money for merchandise and does not send it.”
Tour de Force 0 Electric Wizard: Time to Tour December 16th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t forget to go to one of these shows, you weedhead.
New Stuff 0 Coma Cluster Void: Now There’s a TEN-String Guitar Death Metal Band (and They’re Really Good!) December 16th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein RIYL: Ulcerate, Nero di Marte, Dysrhythmia.
New Stuff 0 Ex-Dillinger Escape Plan Guitarist Jeff Tuttle Resurfaces in Malo Konjche December 16th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Sounds kind of like a post-punkified Steely Dan.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Cobalt Set New Record for “Shortest Reunion Ever” December 16th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This year has really been a roller coaster ride of emotions for fans of the Colorado black metal duo.
Cinemetal 0 Sock Puppet Parody Parodies Immortal, Jesus’ Birthday December 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hail Santa.
Tour de Force 0 Enslaved Announce Tour with YOB and Ecstatic Vision December 16th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We have dates inside.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: December 16-30, 2014 December 16th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund 2014’s final STCOT crams into your life new jams by Traitor, Lich King, Vircolac, Ascension, Pineal, and more.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 2015 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS December 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D As we gather here tonight, the state of our scene is strong.
Greatest Hits 0 Rigged: Slipknot Percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan December 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The world class percussionist teaches you about the best kegs, bats, and more to get that special Slipknot sound.
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #31: Deja Vu December 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know it’s gonna be great because it has a guest appearance by the dude from Attila.
Metal in the Media 0 Watch “Slash” in a Commercial for PNC Bank December 15th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guns N’ Roses fans, congratulations on getting old and mainstream enough to be pandered to by a mainstream institution!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Former Decapitated Drummer Kerim “Krimh” Lechner Joins Septicflesh December 15th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Whhhhhoooaaaa.
New Stuff 0 Don’t “Deep Six” the New Marilyn Manson Song December 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Manson’s new single represents his best work in almost eight years.
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot Latest Band to Make Christmas Sweaters December 15th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Blow me.
Editorials 0 What the F*ck is #Metalgate? December 15th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein We’re still not sure, really, but we try to figure it out.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 15: First Place Panthers! December 15th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Paul laments the loss of Cam Newton to injury, but finds solace in the fact that his Panthers are now in first place in the NFC South despite a lowsy record of 5-8-1. Also: the Eagles go down to the Cowboys, the Pack suffers a loss and might miss the playoffs, and Arizona hangs on.
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