What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Clown Explains Use of Camel Dung at Knotfest September 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “explains,” I mean “spouts a bunch of his usual profound-sounding nonsense.”
Music Dorkery 0 Right Now: Watch Eyal Levi’s “Mastering Metal Mixing” Class Completely for Free September 30th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Learn the skills you need to prepare a track, balance essential song elements, and fine-tune problem areas
New Stuff 0 Don’t Abandon This Stream of F*ck the Facts’ Abandoned September 30th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Strap on some protective gear and prepare to get wrecked!
New Stuff 0 Celebrate the MLB Postseason with the New Puig Destroyer Album Stream September 30th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Also: discuss the pending postseason with Vince!
The Webernets 0 Watch The First Episode of Devin Townsend’s ZTV and Check Out His Spiffy New Website September 30th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein He’s coming for your finest cup of coffee once again.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: Punk A$$es September 30th, 2014 at 10:30am MetalSucks There’s no denying that CM Punk is a great wrestler… but is he really deserving of so much adoration after walking out for a year?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2014 September 30th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Hey dude! Just 50 new records and 5 new home videos, no big whoop. BONUS: What it means to have angst in your veins.
New Stuff 0 Too Much Pig Destroyer? No Such Thing. September 29th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band readies vinyl release of last year’s non-grind album, Mass & Volume.
\m/ 0 The Protomen are Troopers September 29th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks It’s as if Freddie Mercury were singing Iron Maiden.
Cinemetal 0 Beard Crown Initiate’s “Withering Waves” Video is Mantastic September 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein SO MUCH FACIAL HAIR.
Reviews 0 Decapitated Continue Perpetually Resurrecting Themselves on Blood Mantra September 29th, 2014 at 3:30pm Sammy O'Hagar What Blood Mantra lacks in the emotional heft or impeccable tech-death of their past, it makes up for by being a whole lot of fun.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot Don’t Think Very Highly of their Own Scent September 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Going to Knotfest? You might wanna bring something with which to plug up your nose…
\m/ 0 Video: Mike Patton Vs. Hecklers September 29th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just when you thought you couldn’t love this dude any more…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Nader Sadek to Release New EP for $0.00 September 29th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Will feature current and former members of Cattle Decapitation, Cannibal Corpse, Sepultura, Cryptopsy, Death, and Decapitated!
The Webernets 0 These Animated .GIF Metal Album Covers are Mesmerizing September 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Pure brilliance. How come no one has thought to do this before?
The Webernets 0 Metallica’s “One,” Guzheng Style September 29th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is true, not dream!
New Stuff 0 A Stream Lit Only By Fire: Listen to the New Godflesh Album Right Now!!! September 29th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg YES!!!
Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast #69: We Talk PornHub’s New Record Label and Devin Townsend’s Z2 September 29th, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks For episode #69 we thought it would be appropriate to talk about porn. Pornhub started a record label so Chuck and Godless discuss what that might [...]
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 4: Is it Time to Relax or PANIC for Your Team? September 29th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Paul Waggoner assesses every team in the NFL one-by-one and opines on whether their fans should sit back and relax or press the PANIC button.
Cinemetal 0 Twerk Along with Mastodon’s “Motherload” Video September 29th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Slow motion butts.
